The Harem

0 reviews for “The Harem”

1. i love this club…everyone is friendly…hot girlss….best club ever

2. Try the Calamari

3. sick time tonight

4. I spend alot on her

5. Thankyou kisses. Im broke

6. Bree Olson was hot

8. Dj pretty ood, girls disappear alot, food ?

9. i like the girls but my food was great.Bring a buddy and eat here. I went alone, but didnt stay alone, a russian girl name Savana came and sat with me while I ate and then we had fun . Ill come back again now that i know I can eat here too.

11. strip clubs should be fun and IMPERSONAL,, when one of the strippers puts their # in a guys phone.. then calls him at 4 am.. GROSS and trashy

12. clubs is upscale and now with a total remodeling going on ,this place is gonna rock!

13. When are they having porn stars here?

14. Not worth going to very trashy the girls are all coke heads the staff are rude meet a trashy girl named gia she gave me a blow job for 30$ in the vip she wanted another 150$ to fuck her in the ass ended up giving her 80$ not worth the money she smells like she hasn’t showered in a year and for some reason she told me she’s ashamed that she is a coke whore like I care.

17. Its been almost 2 years since I’ve been to this club Its a totally different place. I went last weekend and was suprised that they upgraded the girls. Not one girl under an 8. even a couple of 10’s. You’ll be blown away if youre used to going to bars filled with 5’s and 6’s and nothing but pigs. Definate A+ from what I’m used to

19. FROM GLOOM TO BOOM! THIS PLACE ROCKS

20. I need to see more of that girl from Jamaica. When does she work

22. definitely the place to be

23. Do rooms with Kisses

25. HORRIBLE

26. That’s a lie, stiletto is garbage too many stuck up pig bouncers there. This place is much better.

27. worst club ever. poor attitude, poor hygeine, no hard booze. rip off!

28. Thank God for Savanna she talks to me while Sal is getting dances cause Im broke

29. I love going here. The restaurant has amazing food and the staff is great.

30. they’ve got the best pole dancer’s i’ve ever seen. ashley and tori put on the best stage shows there and give the best lap dances. nice girls had an awesome time.

32. Good times

33. This place is the worst. The girls are bad. The actual dances are bad. The food

    is OK. The decor is OK. But who the hell cares about the food and decor if the

    chicks are not hot and the dances are lame. Waste of time to come to this joint.

    Don’t be deceived by the high rating. This is one of the worst places in Jersey.

34. MORE STARS

35. GREAT FOOD AND NAKED WOMEN!!!!!

37. VIP with Kisses worth thr $. Im no high roller but I save it for her

38. Always a great time at the Harem

39. When does Farrah work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

40. Kisses your best value for everything

42. Lap dances are amazing. My buddy went in the VIP room twice and loved it

43. Had dinner here last week with a friend, I have to admit it was great. We are going to make it our Thursday night stop. Thankyou

44. it was poor. i think they are trying but need a new owner.

45. I want to work here but there are no openings for a DJ. I did try the food and it was really good and the girls are all pretty hot.

46. Went here with my buddies tonight and had a great time

47. Had a buddies bachelor party here over the weekend. Thanks Abby,Marley and the cew at the club. It was the best!

48. This club always has alot of girls. maybe you were in the parking lot. loser

50. I love coming here. I am not old enough to drink but I still can go here and have a great time. Thank You

52. Had dinner here not too long ago. It was excellent.

53. came here with my boyfriend last weekend. it was my first time at a strip club so i didnt know what to expect but i had an amazing time. thank you everybody

54. When are the porn stars coming

55. Not bad!Verry interesting.

57. Full skins, buddy,Full-on nekked.I don’t care about the hefty cover charge or the price of the cocktails….or…the cute face, nice attitude of these females.All I care about is…the price of that skin-on-skin lap diggity.Pay it, get ya rocks off, leave.Life should be this simple.

58. O-k place

61. this place is the best

62. Thanks Alexa for being sooooo sweet!

63. Nedd to let guys where hats. PLEASE

64. Im actually just a customer here and will be the first one to say GO FUCK YOURSELF

65. spanish girls make it unreal

66. When is Gina Lynn???????????

67. Hows the food at this place, cause the girls are smoking.

68. POOR

69. WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD LOOKING GIRLS?

70. I took my boys to this club we had a pretty good time.

71. POOR

73. No dancers are normal.

76. Excellent

77. stopped in here the other nite. Nice place good atmosphere and the girls were looking good

78. This club was a rip-off! They employ false advertising to get business! BYOB means Beer only apparently, which the lady did not tell me when I called to ask, but rather the bouncer told us AFTER we paid a $20 each cover to get in. The refused to return our money, yet promptly told us we had to discard of the alcohol that we brought (because the ditz that answers the phones told us it was ok). Furthermore when we asked to speak with a manager because we were displeased, the bouncers would not let us! $160 total to get into the club and we were treated very poorly and could not even speak to the manager! I will never return to this slum again!

82. Have to hang a right 90 degree turn and risk your life to get in the parking lot off of rt 17south. $20.00 cover charge. $20 lap dance on the main floor. Go into the LD Area and you have to pay a minimum of $40.00 dollars for a LD. When at LD-Hands to the side! You cannot touch anything. Bouncer WILL reprimand you as he did me (Not used to this). This place does have traffic. Patrons like to make it rain. Young dancers saw many American. Low value in my opinion great business model though for profit. They take your money quick. You can get much more for your money at other area clubs. Players for one (Hackensack) then Centerfolds. Satin Dolls faghettabout it. Nuff said.

    Buyer beware. Look under the surface it’s not all that.

83. Great time yesterday. Club always seems very busy

84. We went there for dinner after hearing the food was good. It was great. There were 8 of us for my friends birthday. The whole staff was friendly and we will definately go back for our xmass party.

85. Joanna Angel so hot . Is she coming back?

86. This place sucks. Period.

88. Went on a friday night with a group of 5 friends. $20 cover change. U could get a reserved table for 2people $25 or 4 people for $50… Otherwise u have to sit around the stage or stand. The employees are not assholes, which is what u would expect in an adult entertainment place usually. They were very accomadating of my group…Now on to the good stuff…. Most of the women are beautiful! Cant say they are all dimes but the eye candy is SWEEEEET. They have 2 girls at a time on the stage and they rotate every 10-15 mins. The other girls are usually wandering around offering dances. Which are $20 and they last about 5 but they are worth it LMAO music is good , vibe is cool…. Definetly coming back

89. Good time, good girls, alot of fun, really nice, not overly expensive and BYOB was really convienent

90. Bunch of us ate here last week. The food is incredible

91. The dancers here are either all drunk or high on some kind of drug. they dont even do anything on stage. Most of them dont even get naked and when they do they cant dance. Waste of money. Brought my own beers and the fat bitch behind the bar said shed flash me her titties for a drink. NO ONE wants to see your disgusting tits thats why youre just a soda tender you dumb fucker. And the “vip” hostess. Really? youre like 50 wearing clothes that are too small for you. And btw its called a bar you cunt! next time charge everyone the same price because you tried to raise mine. Your shit does stink so stop pretending it doesnt. It was a waste of time and money here and ill never go back again. Only good thing was i got a blowjob.

92. getting your ass kicked on stage……sounds fun

94. Decent club…decent girls.. Met Tera Patrick!

95. great club good food

96. AWESOME

97. in nj for wk, this place is upscale yet relaxed

98. loved it

99. I love the black girl young with great boobs moca. so hot

100. so many bitchy women make us go to these places. This place is great

102. PORN STAR WHEN

103. Is Adrian working over the weekend

104. Adrian, is balls hot

105. xxx to Rose

106. Bad night…or more of the same? I went prior to the “renovations” and the talent was below average. Was hoping that the “new harem” would have stepped it up a bit. Unfortunately not. Not here to bash, just giving the scoop. Stiletto is not the greatest, by far, but they seem to have hotter girls and a friendlier staff.

107. I like this place, nice girls, no beggers. Going to eat next time

109. my new favorite country

110. Hi Abby

112. Wear sweatpants and go with Kisses.

113. LOVE the black girl w huge titty

114. The club is very worth it. i must say the girls there are hot but one in particular is very hot. Her nane is Lindsay

115. I love pornstars ! I had the best weekend! Thank you

116. i dont care about the food! finally some real hotties in this place, worth the 20$ since im only 20.

117. when is Brooke there?

120. Ashely is amazingly talented on the pole…she makes the night great

121. When does Farrah work

122. Awful club same shit each time

124. Where did they get all the new talent? I went broke last nigh. Needed more $ and the ATM was even empty

125. This place is a dump. Lots of low rent chicks and low rent clientele. Bottom line

     is that if you’re a cheap loser with no standards as far as women go then this

     place is for you. If you’ve been to decent clubs around the country then you’ll

     HATE this joint. It’s a piece of shit.

127. Great club hot girls

128. stop crying you degenerate

130. Have been here a couple of times and the girls were fun.

131. Love her

132. WOOOOHOOOOOOO ITS A BOMB COCK PARTY

133. love this place. i dont know what other people are saying, but i never leave disappointed.

134. They dont have couch dances

135. see dick run

138. kisses is my girl

140. What a great place to go after a game at the Meadowlands. although wasn’t very crowded on a Monday Night the girls were more than hospitable

141. I love this place but need to know how you find out when dancers are working and when the next porn star will be there.

142. This place is a dump. The quality of the women is low and the dances are the

     worst in NJ. Clearly the shills that work for this joint have been giving it high

     numbers to lure unsuspecting customers. Do not go here.

143. .. that guy is right.. place sux.

144. When does Alexa work? Thank You

145. Finally all smokinn girls that are not beggers. I love this place.

146. Couch Dances were lame and the VIP dances are even worse.

147. HAD THE SURF AND TURF SPECIAL LAST NIGHT, IT WAS GREAT.

150. liked it

153. fuck off haters!

155. I HAVE GOTTEN GREAT DANCES FROM DIAMOND>WORTH 20

157. This place is a first class dump. The girls are pigs and the food is average. You

     can put some of these pigs in the shower, but no matter where you put them

     they are still pigs. Don’t waste one second in this club. There are tons of places

     better than this piece of shit club.

158. What’s up with the new vip area? I want to rent it out

159. a little trailer trash never hurts

161. i liked it here

162. been here twice, once for a bachelor party. its an ok place. very expensive. the girls were nice to look at but no personalities. i’d rather go to X-Ray’s Lounge, i always enjoy myself better there than any other nude place probably cause the girls make me feel like a king. i might go back to the Harem, but for now i’ll just keep going to the closer and more exciting fav club.

164. WTF When is next porn star

165. the worst club

167. When is next porn star?

170. better than the last time i was here!

171. One of the best strip clubs hands down. The women are beautiful and each dance is almost 5 minutes long. But the last time I went I had one dancer who couldn’t stand smiling.

172. Who is the new Manager??

173. Worst place ever to go to we walked in the suppose to be manager/owners daughter charged us40$ just to walkin promising they had our champagne but yet didn’t have anything at the end of the day we were forced to stay without wanting because they don’t refund money even if it’s they’re fault, I would rate a 0 but can’t this place are crooks don’t go

175. A little quiet but I liked it. Not to pushy or begging.

176. Great place! Second time there last night! Would recommend bringing a little extra money for a few lap dances with some of the beautiful and talented girls working there!

177. this place rocks, spent time with bree olson last night.

178. place was pretty damn awesome. bigger than most i been too. most of the girls were hot except for like 1-2. best lapdance i ever got from chanelle…. amazing…

180. great place, luv the new shower stage

181. one of the girls were really stuck up…didnt have any money left and my boys did and yet she still kept asking “so your not ganna tip me” when my friends were right there.. overall it was a good place though except for a couple moody girls..

183. The food here is amazing, most of the girls are amazing(one skank was a bitch) only thing I don’t really like is the price of a water bottle…its like $6 or $8 for one small water bottle that should cost no more than $1 but overall the management is pretty cool as well. Great club

186. Lots of new girls, where are they comin from?

187. Shes worth 40 bro

188. Great time. Not a silicone waste dump like so many others.

189. savannnnnnna

191. Im living on it because i spend my check on kisses

192. Looking for Farrahs schedule

194. Will not be coming back stoped bye with 3 friends on a Tuesday night had to pay 35$ each to get in and there was only 4 girls working when the woman at the door told us there was 15 would not refund us are money. Better off going to 35 club hotter looking girls

196. went here yesterday with a few friends. the lap dances were great

197. I spent a fortune here! Love Moca

198. wow the food is great here. the girls arent bad either