Heavenly Bodies

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1300 South Elmhurst Road, Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

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42.0071102, -87.940789

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Monday

8am – 8pm

Tuesday

8am – 8pm

Wednesday

8am – 8pm

Thursday

8am – 8pm

Friday

8am – 8pm

Saturday

10am – 7pm

Sunday

10am – 7pm

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587 reviews for “Heavenly Bodies

  1. Touchy feely

    It’s good for show, but that’s it. No touching allowed during dances. Club’s rules. Anyone who gets caught touching a dancer while having a dance will be ejected from the club without a refund. This definitely is no place for guys that are tired of hard-core pornography, who are single and alienated by Illinois’ toxic, soulless, man-hating, rabbit fear of all strangers, and socially disconnected culture, and whose fetish is supporting a dancer’s boobs on top of his arm like a “boob shelf,” something you will never, ever find on any porn site or in any Playboy magazine.

  2. Jimmy Fan

    I love Jimmy !!!!

  3. Summer Lovin
  4. Farmville

    Every farm animal you can think of is nicely represented.

    Quite a few pigs and cows, some goats, a giraffe or two. An

    ass or two also are there. Come get your slop on….

  5. Mr.Dix

    YOU KNOW ME AND I KNOW YOU. IF YOU ARE BETTER OFF THAN ME YOU CERTAINLY DO NOT SHOW IT. Place is filled with some of Chicago’s finest scumbags. Enter at your own risk, it is contagious.

  6. cindy
  7. Open

    I glad the holiday is over.

  8. Big Boy

    Love this place $10 cover 50 cent beer’s and free food.HOT girl’s all the time,FUN,FUN,FUN.To much trashing on this club you must check it out and judge it for yourself.You will not be disapointed.

  9. cal
  10. Ripoff

    Why would i try a new girl for dances when the cheapest dance is $60? Who raises prices in a depression? VIP Room was more comfortable and cheaper. Place is a rip off now. Avoid!!!!

  11. Fun Place

    Fun Place

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  13. rumen
  14. rambo

    filthy place possible rodent house ..dirty unkept place . girls are there for cash only go go go management always breathing down your back

  15. Mr. Burns

    Excellent.

  16. Greatest

    Great time. Cheap food. Hot women.

  17. Bailey

    A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money.

  18. aSecret

    It is trashy, a dump! The girls are all whores. Literally. They all have sugar daddies they meet outside of the club. All the girls brag about it with eachother, and management (talk about the dumbest beings alive) encourages it. Don’t get suckered in.

  19. Experienced One

    This establishment is THE worst club I have ever been to, and I visited clubs in many other states. I normally do not visit here, but I was in the area,,, bad idea.

    I can afford to spend what ever I want to be entertained, but I do not like to be hustled. These girls do not even say “Hi”, it’s just wanna dance? How original.

    Do they really have to cut the songs so short? Let’s just call them greedy.

  20. Games

    The place isnt so nice but the girls are.

  21. HB Dancer

    Loserland would be a better name for the place. Place is filled with no class guys. The great thing is that losers can be had and we like to have your money baby. All of it and sometimes more.

  22. superboy

    best place for everything….. drinks, dances, cover…… this place it the best place.

  23. 5

    5

  24. Fddddd

    Immigrant women exploited by American men

  25. Abe

    Place is very clean. Great wait staff. Good time.

  26. blah blah blah

    Place is filled with Mexicans and Scumbags. Lots of fucked u

  27. Party Boy

    This place Rocks!!!!

  28. D.B.

    Fantastic!!Cheap drink’d,free food,a lot of t.v’s,and lot’s of HOT HOT ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Employees

    Only employees come on here and write good things. The place sucks. Stay far away and you will have a good time

  30. justice

    Place is filled with Mexicans and Scumbags. Lots of fucked u…this is my only way of getting back at the person who keeps writing this crap,This place Rock’s!!!!

  31. theTexan

    This club sucked. They require a cover, but then you see no nudity. Once inside they require you to buy 15$ dances in a private you where they sit you in a hard plastic chair with 20 other guys in the room while a bouncer stares at you the entire time. And that is only topless. The girls in the place are made to hustel all night and will not have any converstaion with you. They are not even allowed to sit down with clients. Very disapointing.

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  33. Jake

    Wow, this place was great! Not a fan of the $1 dances, but didn’t hate it. I will come again, and next time bring more friends with me.

  34. Ex-Regular

    People don’t have as much money to spend. The crowd of customers keeps getting rougher. Most of the best girls have moved on. More will leave. More of the good customers will go elsewhere. It looks like Mike is going to have to live on a few million less per year.

  35. Hot Carl

    Hot chicks,free food,cheap beer….

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  37. hal

    Needs some work to be even average!

  38. Tom K

    This place is fine,it’s all what you make of it.

  39. Mr.Right

    Thsi place is awesome,the message board here is brutal.Just the same old people dont take any of their advise,check this place out on your own.Everybody has their own opinion,make up your own mind.

  40. Good

    Bad

  41. Brian

    hey i really like this place. i am definitely going again sometime. hb is great.

  42. weekends

    This place still rocks on the weekends.

  43. Vote

    Vote today

  44. Fat Tuesday

    I was in here a few weeks ago on Fat Tuesday and I tell you the name was fitting. There were some big girls working. Good thing I’m a chubby chaser. More cushin for the pushin.

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  46. eddie

    The weekest link is the atmosphere…song selecting and the DJs in ability to make this a festive happening. I will not return.

  47. MG Guy

    I have been to clubs all over the midwest, I have been to clubs in Texas, Florida, Las Vegas and LA. HB’s is still number one!

  48. Repetition

    Who keeps re-posting my original comment that HB’s is picking up the heat? Can’t you come up with your own ideas? This wasn’t even one of my better posts!

  49. Too Bad

    Immigrant women exploited by American men

  50. jd
  51. Eric

    Cheap drinks bring drunks and Mexicans. The quality of the dancers is poor average dancer 5-6.

  52. Fag

    This is so funny… I know this is not the best thing to point out, but I can’t help it! You post a comment about IMMIGRANT women and you keep making the same spelling mistake in ENGLISH. Again, maybe spelling mistakes are a trifle, but I can’t help noticing it. It’s pretty funny in the context of your comment. πŸ™‚ Peace,

  53. C

    a few great looking girls and a bunch of average girls. Good beer specials though.

  54. Danger

    Always a fun time

  55. DISGUSTING

    Mexicans, hookers, drunks

  56. Sweet

    This place is loserville. If you like hanging out with mexicans and drunks come on by.

  57. Dan D Man

    well I thought I was the only one who thought this club sucks. then why is it so full? are there so many loosers in elk grove villige? must be. most of the girls are of foreign countrys cute but money suckers.Id rather go elsewere

  58. tj

    Excellent. Great time

  59. Leon
  60. Slash

    Dot is great.

  61. MITCH

    LOTS OF BABES HERE. BRING $ TO HAVE A GREAT TIME. IF YOU LIKE FORIEGN GIRLS THIS IS YOUR PLACE. $10.00 COVER EQUALS FREE DRINKS.

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  63. Great club

    Great girls too.

  64. I like girls

    This club is $15 for a topless lap dance and $10 for fully clothed. The cover is $10, free food, and on weekdays it’s .50 cent beer. I went to this place for the first time and really enjoyed myself. I had been to Diamonds before and was disappointed. Some of the girls in the club are not good looking, and unfortunately someone bought me a lap dance with one of the ugly ones. However there is one girl there that was very beautiful, I felt like she belonged at a better club. She was Brazilian, think her name was Liza or Eliza. The girls didn’t really approach our table, later found out because at our touble it was me and another girl and just a guy and one of the strippers said that last time they came to a table with a girl there, the girl got jealous because she was with her boyfriend and got the stripper in trouble with management. Being that I’m a girl I’m glad the Brazilian chick had no problem giving me multiple lap dances. Wished that she provided other “services.” You can only touch there waists…which sucks, in Miami you can get away with a lot more. Some of the girls are more physical (touchy feely) than other girls. So you will be impressed and disappointed all in the same night. However you learn which ones to go to on the stages. I will defintely go again!!

  65. Old Timer
  66. billy

    This is an “overrated dump”.

  67. Welcome to Loserland

    Loserland would be a better name for the place. Place is filled with no class guys and dancers that love to take their money. Too many drunks and mexicans.

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  70. Bobbie

    Damn I love going to this place,Hot,Hot girls,free food and cheap drinks!!!!

  71. BF

    Bootywangtious

  72. Dave

    Great place. Great time sunday.

  73. Rick

    WOW I got to say i was impressed being from the south this was my first Northern Exposure and it was 9 out of 10 a little too needy/ pushy at time but overall WOW Cassidy and Joy WOW it was an experience ill want to have again

  74. Great time, great place

    Great time, great place

  75. Stinky

    Cheap Booze Free food,cant beat it.

  76. JR

    Great time. Great place.

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  78. B,D.

    Best club around,can’t beat the prices!!!!!

  79. Drew

    This club doesn’t exactly look the fanciest. But at least it’s 10 bucks to get in and cheap drinks. Cheap dances too.

  80. gill
  81. Dr. X

    SUPPORT STRIPPERS… AND SUPPORT LAP DANCING!!!!!!

  82. Big O

    The place is a pit. The dancers are sharks trying cleanout any guys wallet that they can. The club is depressing in every way.

  83. Wasif/troy
  84. Hated it

    Bad experience for me

  85. Dude

    It’s 10:15pm I’m on my way!!!!

  86. Sweetness

    This place is loaded with Beautiful Girls.

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  88. Lots of fun
  89. boring but true

    There are lots of stupid imigrant women here. These chicks have no idea about opportunity in America. They will dry fuck you for next to nothing cheapest hookers I ever had

  90. Old Regular

    Use to come here a lot. twice a week for a few years straight. Have slowly stopped coming here. Don’t like how the place has changed. Management and waitresses are the same but the selection of girls has gone down the drain. My regular quit six months back and have not found anyone to replace her in the last few months. Too many immature girls who dont know how to play this game.

  91. great time

    Had a great time today with Cody

  92. Yep

    Immigrant women exploited by American men

  93. nate

    been to HBs about 15 or 16 times, I never had any hassles with the bouncers or dancers; i saw a chinese guy get kicked out of the champagne room and the club and even that seemed pretty civil

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  95. Im a loser

    This is so funny… I know this is not the best thing to point out, but I can’t help it! You post a comment about IMMIGRANT women and you keep making the same spelling mistake in ENGLISH. Again, maybe spelling mistakes are a trifle, but I can’t help noticing it. It’s pretty funny in the context of your comment. πŸ™‚ Peace,

  96. Will

    Definitely go again.

  97. Chloe
  98. Hot Sauce

    This place is great.

  99. Taz

    I like the girls

  100. What the?

    Not that great.

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  102. Maxwell

    Meowing good time

  103. steve o

    To many regular’s had their heart’ broken and bash this place.I alway’s have a great time here.

  104. Aggie

    Love it!!

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  106. ReRaul

    60 per dance is a total ripoff. No touching allowed; you are expected to keep your hands to your sides and off the dancers per club rules. And they watch you, too. They catch you touching the dancer during a lap dance and you will be ejected from the club without a refund. Also, all rumors of sexual activity here are completely false! If you are not allowed to even touch the dancers during a lap dance then you most certainly are never, ever allowed to get sexual in any way with the dancers. Getting sexual with the dancers at Heavenly Bodies will get you thrown out the door so fast your head will spin.

  107. bill robinson

    it is what it is

  108. AJ

    Great time on Wednesday afternoon.

  109. Self-control

    I haven’t been to HB’s in awhile, normally when I do go I generally have a nice time. I’ve read other reviews about guys complaining that strippers will empty your wallet and all that other crap. Look, it’s all about self-control. Who’s giving the sales pitch? You or the strippers? They come up to you asking for a dance. Do they hustle? Sure they do, it’s a strip club. All strippers hustle to make a buck, and if you guys haven’t figured it out, then stay away from them. HB’s has cheap drinks, decent cover charge, and free pretzels for christ’s sake! πŸ™‚

  110. Andy

    Nothing special here.

  111. Terrible

    Longtime customer- this place has finally hit rock bottom. The cheapest dance special they have now is 5-$60 either upstairs or in the back. The upstairs couch was very uncomfortable- my back is still killing me. The downstairs VIP Room is closed. The VIP Room downstairs was better- cheaper

  112. Fake

    BS Comments by a bunch of bullshiters. Who the hell talks like they are in a commercial. Cheap Drinks! Free Food! 5 fo 50! Place sucks and will continue to let you all know that it sucks. Dont waste your money here!

  113. WinWin

    This place is great!

  114. Fat Boy

    I love Cody!

  115. Last night

    This place was Rockin like the old days last night!!!

  116. annonamus
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  118. Junk

    Horrible

  119. Loser

    Ghetto,I’m going to toss you out next time you come in!!

  120. Danny

    I loved the place…some of these posts seem a little harsh, but I would recommend others to give it a shot…you don’t have much to lose, its really cheap anyways.

  121. Jimbo

    Went here with my girlfriend. We both considered it very hospitable, clean, and fairly classy. We had lots of fun. Not at all dirty. Very attractive women. 50 cent beers! These people that say it’s a dump, have some other agenda.

  122. Beware of Repeats

    Don’t trust the posts that are repeated again and again – somebody keeps copying and pasting them because they have no mind of their own. This club is about value, and while the ladies complain about not being able to sit down or eat the customer’s food, this place is a good deal for the guys who visit. And many of the ladies are hot.

  123. b

    This Place ROCKS !!!!!

  124. gabby

    management writes the previews,not the customers,or anyone who has been to HB”S. Club sucks and so does management

  125. Board

    Again the board is fine, its the club that sucks. Employees are the only ones who put up good comments. Waste of time and money

  126. gfh

    gvhhh

  127. Grace
  128. Hell Whole

    Immigrant women exploited by American men

  129. Grassroots

    Cody for Senate

  130. chad
  131. Kid Rock

    This place is awesome !!!

  132. ghetto guy

    I dont care what the customers look like.I’m here for the girls!!!

  133. A-List

    Can’t say enough good about this place.

  134. Tony Danza

    Woah !!

  135. Charlie

    Again this place is great it’s this comment board that sucks!!!!

  136. Jimmy Sucks

    Saw Jimmy and his buddy doing 69 in his pickup.

  137. Stanski

    Club continues to go down hill…no longer getting the talented girls. Seams like they can care less about thier customers. Shocked it is still open.

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  139. Luke

    I like to go here, its reasonably priced and i like the chicks, pizza is free,i never heard any place where food is free.Place is not bad at all

  140. Dr. Love

    I go here for the cheap Beer and Hot Ladies.

  141. Nicky

    I love all the Sexy Girls here.

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  143. Randy

    Has very good looking girls and great prices. Songs could be longer and only problem with girls is they don’t speak very good English which makes conversation sometimes difficult. But who’s there to converse?

  144. Then there were 3

    Then there were 3

  145. Fabulous

    Fabulous

  146. jesse

    I love it

  147. Idiot Fag

    YOU KNOW ME AND I KNOW YOU. IF YOU ARE BETTER OFF THAN ME YOU CERTAINLY DO NOT SHOW IT. Place is filled with some of Chicago’s finest scumbags. Enter at your own risk, it is contagious.

  148. Great value

    In from California. Not your high end club, but a great time. A lot cheaper than Cal clubs.

  149. Comments

    Comment Board is fine. Its the club that sucks ass. Dirty as hell, probably never been cleaned. Champange couchs are stained and nasty. Blacklight shows all.

  150. Albert Simmons

    Average Chicago Club. Too mony housewives, unmarried mothers, and illegals. Go to Vegas, Florida, or even Tx for the best.

  151. Low Lifes

    Place is full of low lifes and drunks. Dirty inside. Girls are happy to take your cash. No touching allowed, all dances are watched by bouncer and taped

  152. Steve

    Ive been to this club many times and I can say that the quality of the girls has gone down. I hear hi wanna dance more then hi how r u? The club has gone down a lot!!!

  153. Ohio

    Had a great time Got a few dances from Brittney Well worth the few bucks they charge.

  154. Barboy

    This place is awesome!!!

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  156. Bar Boy

    This place is great!!A lot of hot girl’s and free food!!!

  157. andrew

    COLOMBIANS AND BRAZILIANS THERE.

    I love the latins girls.

  158. PIMP

    Great place to invest your hard earned cash!

  159. Jimmy Rocks

    I saw Jimmy in Cancun with one of the Euro dancers.

  160. Andromeda

    I worked at HB’s a while ago (2001-2003) moved away to Hawaii for school and then came back in 05. Wanted to work and was so excited but I returned to another place. Went down hill so much! Do they clean that place!! Just wish they would remodel or something. Hey Guys….Just wanted to say “Hi”……Andromeda is still around πŸ™‚

  161. LUV IT

    Loser guys,loser dancers, drunks, whores and Mexicans. Mike is makin a bundle.

  162. Mel

    Where are Sky and Andromeda

  163. Gerry

    I went during the day before my flight out of town. The wait staff, Lynney and Dawn were awesome… some of the dancers (Cody and Vanessa) were extremely bitchy and felt ”put upon” when asking for dances. One girl, Paige, wasn’t into it and only wanted the money and would hound you and beg you for a dance and try to pull a guilt trip. Sylvia and Nikita, they were a god send, great dances, very friendly and easy to talk to, they made the day, or I would have given it a rating of a one.

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  165. The cave is hopping

    HB’s has picked up the heat lately, thanks to the fine crop of dancers, many of whom have managed to stay thin, probably from all the dances they’ve been giving here. This is a great place for lunch because you’ll get a lot of attention for cheap.

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  167. Fagin

    Rumors of $20 cover charge, lap dances are at least $25 if not higher, absolutely no touching allowed during lap dances per club rules and regulations.

  168. Best kept secret

    This is an great club!

  169. ha

    this club sucks

  170. 6

    6

  171. Not Nate

    To low lifes the club is acceptable. Compared to a place like Scores it is disgustingly dirty. Many low life customers, gang bangers, mexicans and drunks here. Cheap booze brings trash

  172. Dickens

    It’s the best.

  173. Eyes open

    Did you know the IRS raided the owners office and found 2 million is un reported cash?(see Tribune archives) This is the same guy who claims he lives in his parents basement because he is too broke! Think about that when your handing over your hard earned cash to this dump.

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  175. Wasteland

    Exploited women, men who can’t get a chick without paying her, married guys spending there kids college money, drunks, gang bangers all under one roof.

  176. Scary

    Place is filled with Mexicans and Scumbags. Lots of fucked up dudes. Be careful.

  177. The Bitch

    Bailey A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Ella A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Sonia A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Farrah A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money.

  178. Cartman

    Sweet.

  179. Gang Bang

    I like it. I’m hoping to get cut up by one of the drunken gang bangers. Or maybe I will get shot by a stray bullet when one of them gets into with a rival gang. Lucky the dancers are too stupid to recognize the danger.

  180. KT

    Simply the best place around.

  181. ct
  182. Club O

    Go to club O or industrial strip. It is much better then this place and you get to go a lot further with the girls

  183. LOL

    Marks right, pretty shitty club

  184. Getto,Mexican,Trashy

    Hot,Fun ,Sexy

  185. nick

    It’s fair not to critize HBs for its lack of nudity; the liquor licenses in unincorporated Cook County do not permit any nudity anywhere in the club and the dancers can only perform topless in the private (VIP and champagne rooms) areas of the club; be thankful for what you got; we’re lucky the county doesn’t make the dancers were pasties over their tits when they are topless!

  186. GREAT PLACE

    If you like taking advantage of stupid imigrant women this is the place. These chicks have no idea about opportunity in America. They will dry fuck you for next to nothing cheapest hooker I ever had

  187. Yes

    This club is about value, and while the ladies complain about not being able to sit down or eat the customer’s food, this place is a good deal for the guys who visit. And many of the ladies are hot.

  188. i love women

    it’s a strip club. i’ll always have a good time.

  189. Michigan Man

    The club is a hell whole filled with degenerate loser guys.

  190. ghettogirl 60608 yahoo.

    ghettogirl 60608 yahoo.

  191. Leo

    OK club. Just a big old hustling shack. free/cheap food and drinks. Their 2 minute dances are stupid.

  192. Anthony

    Again this place is great it’s this comment board that sucks!!!!

  193. Sad But True

    Immigrant women exploited by American men

  194. Guy

    I saw a comment about Mexicans being there, but the nights that I am there it’s mostly a bunch of white guys such as myself. The drink and cover charges are a great price. The dances are also affordable. Some girls seem to give more for the money though. Destiny for example is a girl who really works for her money in my opinion. Liza is a BEAUTIFUL girl, but her lap dances are mediocore. It’s like she knows that she does not need to do much for guys to want to pay for a lap dance with her. I know I don’t, that’s just what I think.

  195. Jimmy

    Best place around!!!!

  196. Great time Wednesday

    Was kind of slow. But the wait staff were great.

  197. I'm Da Man

    Immigrant women exploited by American men

  198. this place is great!

    this place is great!

  199. ghetto, mexican, trashy

    ghetto, mexican, trashy

  200. Wheels

    I’ve been going to HB’s for over 11 years and have never really had a problem…so, yeah

  201. Crap

    Place is a dump. Dont waste hard earned money here.

  202. Misc Guy
  203. Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  204. Traveler

    Great place for a group outing. Sports bar atmosphere. Near O’hare. Free parking. 10 dollar cover 1-2 dollar drinks very reasonable. Good variety of mostly young and good looking girls. Bikini on stage. Private dances are topless, 15 dollars, decent contact, but very short song. Girls cannot sit and have a drink with you, but still friendly.

  205. First Timer

    After reviewing the views on here I was walking into this place already skeptical. When I walked in again I was skeptical. However, after I saw Cyrstal and Liza, I was hooked. I definitely need to go back again and expierence these girls again. There were some other girls there that were great too and I want to see what their lap dances are like.

  206. Bubba
  207. Bobby

    All the area clubs suck the money out of your wallet. Cheap food and drinks helps. Where are all the gorgeous strippers? They go to VIPs, Scores, and Pks.

  208. william

    It takes a lot of cash to get any attention here!

  209. euro
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  211. Harry

    Great place

  212. Pleased!

    Managements on top of things. Good value, gorgeous girls. Win Win!

  213. Rex

    It’s not so nice inside but the girls are fun.

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  216. Ghetto

    Fantastic

  217. Dick

    Great place

  218. Bad

    Place is packed with adolecent gang bangers on a friday Saturday night who dont spend any money and take up all the space. Wish this club was a bit more high class to weed out the bad crowd. Not very happy overall

  219. Aaron

    The bouncers are assholes and the waitresses are just as bitchy if you dont tip them huge per drink. You are not allowed to do anything in there but sit on your hands. I would only go there for the cheap drinks, not the ladies. They dont even go topless!!

  220. fatolman

    Over the last few months this place has gone on a dive straight in the toilet. Still some very good dancers I like

    but the place is run so hostle to customers. You go for a dance you come back to your table your drink is gone and

    someone else is sitting at you table. If the place was packed I would not care it was empty you mention it to the wait staff what do they do. Do they ofer to replace the full drink you just bought put you back at your table or get you another one no they threating to get the bouncer not the mannerger so I left. It was only about ten on sat night so I drove 15 minutes to Club V I P in frankling park at grand and manhime spent the 200 dollar’s I had in my poket there instead and had a great time. Been reading alot of bad stuff abou this place lately was not sure it was all true now I know first hand. Will I go back maybee to see if how I was treated was a fluke but it won’t be as long and I won’t spend as much money or tip the girls as much just to see my one or two favorite dancers that still work there

    then again maybee not I can always go some place else and find new ones.

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  222. The Cave is Hoppin

    HB’s has picked up the heat lately, thanks to the fine crop of dancers, many of whom have managed to stay thin, probably from all the dances they’ve been giving here. This is a great place for lunch because you’ll get a lot of attention for cheap.

  223. BS

    Place sucks. Weak girls with a million rules. Can’t talk to any girl for more then a few seconds before you either dance with them or move on.

  224. Ms.DL

    Bad place to work,horrible envoirment terrible female manangement whom seems like u have to kiss ass or be brainless, horrible money suckers dont waste your money there! REAL TALK

  225. Brandy
  226. mark

    beautiful europian girles very classy amazing outfits

    outstanding with out them place woudbe dump

  227. Depressing

    This place is only depressing if your gay.Also strip club’s are supposed to empty your pocket’s.

  228. JIZZMAN

    Cheapest place in chitown to jizz on desperate women.

  229. Computer Geek

    The place is dirty and filled with low class guys. The girls are there to empty your pockets, talent selection very limited. More liberal rules for lap dances and better clubs in south suburbs and just across the border in Indiana.

  230. Customer

    Good looking girls. Great time. Great fun.

  231. Mr.Burns

    Excellent.

  232. Perverts

    Lots of wierd ass customers in this place. Dancers are whores for money.

  233. #

    #

  234. 3

    3

  235. Burt

    It has a long way to go to be average….

  236. Edgar

    This place is a total ripoff in every capacity!! Never coming back, and anyone who reads this shouldn’t waste your time here either!

  237. Good Times

    Decent crowd, a few questionable anglo saxons but other than that it is a good place. Food is average, drinks are a bargain. Girls are ok, however there are some gems in there.

  238. nu b

    i like this place for it’s 5 for 50 deal and nice variety of eastern europeans but wish they allowed more touching like the fully nudes on the southside.

  239. Al

    Always a great time.

  240. Wicked Vixen

    Ladies……….This club will steal every penny you earn!

    If you don’t want to go into debt, move on.

  241. d

    d

  242. regcon
  243. abc

    overall ok but atmosphere is dark and no much action on stage.

    lab dances are ok in “vip room”. sits are very uncomfortable.

    no competition nearby ow this place would have been history

  244. Tadd

    You cant beat the prices

  245. //

    ?

  246. mmm

    Place is filled with Mexicans and Scumbags. Lots of fucked u

  247. yeaaya

    this club is a straight up DUMP!

  248. Best

    It is the best bang for your buck,Hot girls and cheap booze.

  249. Boring

    There are lots of stupid imigrant women here. These chicks have no idea about opportunity in America. They will dry fuck you for next to nothing cheapest hookers I ever had

  250. This place is OK

    Not great, just ok.

  251. arnold

    this place will suck your wallet dry.

  252. You gotta love it

    Ghetto girl your a loser!!!

  253. ok

    ok

  254. Butt Head

    This place rules!!!!!!!!!!!!

  255. k

    k

  256. Finally

    Someone is finally saying nice things about this place!!!!

  257. Wednesday afternoons at HBs

    While the night shift gets all the attention, this is a nice place to chill for a free lunch and a $1.50 beer, and it’s the time when a girl will chat with you for awhile after getting a dance because it’s so quiet in the afternoon that there’s a chance she’ll get to know you and you her.

  258. ez

    lunch specials are the deal, private room is rather stark, make sure to ask for the multi-dance package for $50 before you go to the back…the dancers get a bigger cut and you want a happy dancer on your lap

  259. Drunk

    Ghetto Girl’s Twat Smells

  260. Fatman

    Come in give this place a try. Fun times.

  261. Nate Paige

    Cheap food,drinks, and free parking are a plus, but the 2 min dances are a ripoff. Herds of housewives and students makeup most of the dancers. Fast food style “bleed the guys dry” mentality surrounds the club. The full contact topless lap dances can be a deal at $15 (for 2 minutes).

  262. No doubt

    I have no doubts that this is the best club in it’s class in the U.S. I’m a traveling salesman believe me I know.

  263. LLT

    I have been to the club about four times this year and always have a good time. All of the strippers are available to be fucked inside the club for not that much money. If you are horny and looking for a hot stripper to fuck inside the club this place is the one. Nice club manager who has an open mind and an open hand. (for tips)

  264. Steve Smith

    Shake your money maker!!!!!!

  265. Fun

    excellent “talent”, cheap booze. Cant go wrong

  266. New place

    never been here before-but will definitely be back! Beautiful dancers and hot hot hot waitresses! I had a great night and think I found my new bar!

  267. jeff
  268. guest

    I’ve been going to the club for a couple of years and normally have a great time. I’ll normally do a few dances but lately the girls (especially the Eastern European) girls have become really aggressive about getting their money! What used to be a good time is ending up like negotiating sessions with a bad used car dealership. You almost have to tell the ugly ones (and there is more than enough of those) in real clear language that you have no interest in them. I suspect that some management changes have occurred that is causing the girls attitude change. We all know that the girls need the dances to make money, but who the hell wants to be pestered by some ugly hogs? Heavenly Bodies needs to bring the quality girls back to their establishment and give etiquette lessons to the rest of the girls.

  269. Johnny

    Ghetto why dont you put you real name and address on here and I’ll come over and you can call me a loser to my face.I’ll be sitting at the bar tonight come see me.

  270. Mikey

    I love the free food and cheap booze.

  271. Bravo

    Bravo

  272. Derrick

    First time here last night.I thought it was alright.

  273. Be careful

    Some asshole took my picture as I was walking in the club. I hope it doesnt end up on the internet. My wife will leave me.

  274. Dollar Bill

    I like spending one dollar at a time.Beat place around.

  275. Arlo

    Nice place. Place is clean. Nothing like the previous review.

  276. 3LM

    Regarding dancers, YMMV. You have to find the right lady. Some can be mechanical, others are very determined to show you a good time. The 5/50 deal is great if you have the right dancer. Give an extra tip if you go that way! Cheap food and drinks are a great bonus. Nice place for a cheap lunch (if you can avoid buying VIP dances!)

  277. Mr. Jackson

    Had a very fun evening last night.

  278. Cool

    This place is great!

  279. me

    Place is filled with Mexicans and Scumbags. Lots of fucked u The person who wrote this is a loser.

    This Place Rock’s!!!!!

  280. MPC

    Not a terrific club, but certainly a teriffic value. With a little restraint, you can get drunk as a skunk for basically nothing with some nice eye candy. My advice: lay off the girls and overtip your waitress. You’ll have great service for beer and you’ll have a good night with the boys.

  281. jim

    This place is not filthy. It’s about as clean as a typical blue-collar tavern in the area might be. The food is free and the drinks are cheap and unless you go to the champagne room I can’t see how you can spend more than $70 or $80 here on laps dances and tips.

  282. Peter

    Tried this club out for the first time last night. Coming back soon.

  283. I AM A LOSER

    Anyone who goes on a strip club site is a loser. That is a given. But the place is still dirty and filled with drunks and mexicans.

  284. Juan

    Again this place is great it’s this comment board that sucks!!!!

  285. Bar Fly

    Enjoy myself every time.

  286. Tim

    This place is so-so but you can have a great time with the right girl.

  287. Time

    Sexy Beer,Sexy Ladies,free food.

  288. Jay

    I don’t know about these other fools, but I love this place! The dancers are hot and the booze is cheap!

  289. Woohoo!

    Woohoo

  290. The Worst

    The worst club ever!!! Just go to Industrial Strip near the

    boats. It has more contact and the staff isn’t rude and tring

    to cheat you. This place is run by crooks! So many reviewers

    all cant be lying!

  291. ditka

    cheap drinks and some really hot dancers. Also, some not so hot girls. Kinda a dive atmosphere but if you pick the right girl you’ll have a great time

  292. Dage

    I generally have a good time there, especially after I scoped out who the good dancers are. The drinks are basically free, but watered down. Food is edible. Last week though, I got ripped off by a couple of temporary dancers from Florida. I do have to say that the management handled it very well once I complained. I am glad they did, since I would hate to stop going there. I know Saturday is busy, but I hope they stop hiring iffy temporary girls from out of town from now on.

  293. Mo

    We always have a great ime at HB’s. Dances could be longer and could use more exotic women, asians, black, middle eastern, etc..

  294. Ya Gotta Luv It

    Loser guys,loser dancers, drunks, whores and Mexicans. A match made in heaven

  295. JAM

    If you like being ripped off paying for dances with songs that last less than 2 minutes this is a great place to go,

  296. Trash

    Place is horrible. Don’t know how to treat the customer right. Hopefully this recession will put them under, but am sure there is enough mafia money to keep it running.

  297. p

    Can’t say enough about this place.

  298. Reject

    This is so funny… I know this is not the best thing to point out, but I can’t help it! You post a comment about IMMIGRANT women and you keep making the same spelling mistake in ENGLISH. Again, maybe spelling mistakes are a trifle, but I can’t help noticing it. It’s pretty funny in the context of your comment. πŸ™‚ Peace,

  299. Farrah Fan

    Smokin Hot Ladies,Cheap Drink’s!!!!

  300. Superman

    Friday night’s are the best!!!!

  301. Sam
  302. cris

    bullshit

  303. pist

    Wack as fuck!!

  304. bob123
  305. aaa

    Located in somewhat industrial area/ trailer park nearby( as expected). Has big free parking (gravel) lot. Cover is $10. Beer is cheap 0.50 cent but cost 2 or 3 dollars with tip. No sofa chairs. Has pub style tables and chair. somewhat dark atmosphere. Free pretzels and pizza. Dancers are mediocre but with good attitude. white, black, asian, lation- all kind. Dances are $10 “regular” and $15 topless in VIP area again on regular chair. I don’t know about upstairs. You can touch dancer’s waist but not anywhere else. They will leave you alone if you decline dance (at least when I went on week day).Good value club. Clientele is mix. Bouncers are assholes as usual.

  306. Billie

    like to go here, its reasonably priced and i like the chicks, pizza is free,i never heard any place where food is free.Place is not bad at all

  307. Meat

    A lot of hot booty here.

  308. Alan

    Cheap drinks bring drunks and Mexicans. The quality of the dancers is poor average dancer 5-6.

  309. Not Management

    5 for 50. Very nice

  310. Vinnie Fachina

    Yo this place is a dive but at least you get a good grind on your cock. I hate that you can’t even look at a girl without her coming over to ask for a lapdance and the fact that the DJ spins crappy songs cut down to 2 minutes tops. They do employ 100 girls so the variety is second to none in the area but good luck getting a drink cuz the waitress’ suck!!! VIP is not worth it but I did have one girl take me up for two free songs. She said she needed to keep the boss happy by bringing more customers up there and I had already done about 8 songs with her in the grinding room. She was sweet but sadly no longer works there…which is why almost never go anymore.

  311. x

    This place is loserville. If you like hanging out with mexic…

  312. The CLub

    The club has people on here everyday to make a good comment about this place. Truth is there aren’t that many people who know of this site to be commenting everyday. The place sucks! Anyone sayinf anything different is getting money from the place.

  313. Uncle Boozy

    Cheap Beer’s,free pizza,Sweet Butts.

  314. 4

    4

  315. Gavin

    Cool club,awesome babes low rate

  316. rich

    Had a great time last night

  317. ghetto girl

    I’m Ghetto Girl I like smelling my crotch.

  318. Tops

    Heavenly Bodies is number one in my book. Always a great time. Hot women.

  319. dirty,mexican, trashy,ghetto

    dirty, mexican,trashy,ghetto

  320. Sam Y.

    I had Good time last night,

  321. David

    The quality of girls are overated

  322. Rocky

    The place is dirty. Look at the floor it is concrete like a gas station. The place is dirty the customers are disgusting. Are you and your girlfreind from Kentucky or Alabama?

  323. Christina
  324. Soo Long

    Visited other night. A dancer pounced on me and was mad that I kindly declined a dance. Next thing I know the bitch told the bouncer I grabbed her fat ass and asked me to leave. Total BS, I did not even have two sips of my 1st beer. Avoid this dump, they treat their customers like,,

    I will never go back.

  325. UGLY

    Immigrant women exploited by American men

  326. 17er

    Overall experience is okay. Premises look a bit shabby and unwelcome. Parking is free and the lot has plenty of spaces. Entrance staffs are not that friendly. Cover charge is resonable and drink price is very inexpensive. Girls are not that bad, most of them are decent, but only few of them are stunning looking. Private dance price is okay, but what they call the VIP room actually degrades this place.

    Verdict: Not bad for the drinks only. However, in terms of the Gentlemen’s club, this place doesn’t even have a right main stage.

  327. Excellent

    Despite the fact that the girls don’t get nude, this is what a strip club should be – it doesn’t put on airs, but it does deliver the goods – hot women willing to work for your money. Heavily Eastern European, but this isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

  328. Re: last post

    This is so funny… I know this is not the best thing to point out, but I can’t help it! You post a comment about IMMIGRANT women and you keep making the same spelling mistake in ENGLISH. Again, maybe spelling mistakes are a trifle, but I can’t help noticing it. It’s pretty funny in the context of your comment. πŸ™‚ Peace,

  329. Blondie

    so I’m reading through all these comments and so many guys are rude about this place! i work here and I’m a dancer and i really think that the guys who say the girls are rude don’t realize that its our job to dance for guys, not to have a heart to heart with them. guys, if you’re looking for a girlfriend, u wont find one at a strip club. that’s the problem with the guys that come into any club. and if u guys want a heart to heart u can get it if u just tell the girl, oh hey i wanna talk for a little bit, here’s a 10$ or 15$ tip. honestly i love this place and its the only place i will work at and have worked at because it is not as degrading to the girls as the other places are.

  330. big

    exellent

  331. jerk

    ghetto, mexican, trashy, cheap, ugly whores

  332. PJ

    Unbelievable

  333. ....

    ……

  334. LOSERLAND

    Place is filled with Mexicans and Scumbags. Lots of fucked up dudes. Be careful. Dont trust the positive postings they are written by club employees.

  335. Baily

    Bailey A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Ella A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Sonia A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Farrah A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money.

  336. Richey Rich II

    PROS: Best location, best dancers, most dancers, best drink prices, fresh food included in cover charge, best dance prices, friendly dances, champagne room, atm charges too much, most of the pretty dancers starting to come over from the other clubs. CONS: Can spend all your $$ real fast at this place cause the dancers know how to hustle.

  337. Rob

    I love this place

  338. Max

    This club has a lot of loyal regular customers. I wish they would post reviews of the club. Instead we just see negative reviews.

  339. General

    Again this place is great it’s this comment board that sucks!!!!

  340. noel
  341. Mr.X

    5 Stars out of 5 Stars!!!!

  342. Shithole

    Place sucks. Zero customer service! No help from anyone no matter what kind of money you spend here which makes it pointless to spend any money at all here. There will be another BS comment after this one I am sure about how good this place is. Believe what you want, but just know that you have been warned before you get burned.

  343. a

    a

  344. Biff

    Come here and you will get a lesson in scamming. One girl approached me and asked if I would buy her a drink. I really didn’t want to but did anyway. (for $9) I gave it to her and she slid it back to the bartender and said that she would be right back to drink it. Guess what? She never came back. Neither will I.

  345. More

    More

  346. l

    l

  347. 7

    7

  348. Sergio

    Drinks start at $1.50. Some beers go as high as $3.00. Admission is $10 and the girls are hot.

  349. Rock Hard

    This place Rocks!!!

  350. Silly Balls

    Sweet beeoches !!!

  351. To Anonymous

    The East St Louis clubs are much more liberal than any of the clubs in the Chicago area. I recommend the East St. Louis clubs over the clubs in many other cities. Overall HB’s has free food, cheep drinks and many attractive women and probably the best grindage in the Chicago area. Now for the negatives about this club; the club is grungy inside, there is no touching allowed, the girls can not sit with you and enjoy a drink, all the songs are cut short. Overall this is not a bad club to visit; however, if you are willing to drive I recommend Club 290 and Pole Catz in the South suburbs.

  352. bs

    The last review is total b.s. Don’t believe it. It’s impossible to have sex inside of this club.

  353. GMan

    Nathan, aren’t you a font of misinformation! Only club in the N/NW burbs? Been to Allstars? How about Scores? Then your completely ignorant comment about Chicago Heights. Jimmy’s and Club 390 are in fine neighborhoods, no worse than HB’s. You ARE right to criticize Harvey (one ‘R’), and the idiot that repeatedly bashes the clientele of HB’s. You should come see Club 390 before bashing Chgo Hts again. Despite my love for the HB girls, you have to admit the place is a dump.

  354. Adam

    Well, what can I say? This place was…….Awesome! I had a great time. My boys and even some girls had a blast! We’re sad the night had to end. Plus you can’t beat the deals!!! Holy SHIT!!! I’ll be going back again for sure!

  355. Farrah

    Bailey A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Ella A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Sonia A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Farrah A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money.

  356. Mr.Nick

    I love this place aleay’s have a great time.

  357. John

    I think this is the best place around

  358. Yo Yo Ma

    Love it!!!!!!!!

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    _

  360. Logan

    My buddies and I enjoyed this place. One thing, you must get a dance from Ciara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  361. I like it
  362. Tired

    Do people know how to write a review?This isn’t a complant board.Cheap cover,cheaper drink’s,free food,and hot girl’s.How can you not have a good time?

  363. Regular

    The weekdays are just as good as the weekend. So long as you have your favs you’ll have a good time. This is the BEST deal you’ll find almost anywhere!!!!

  364. Rocko

    There are many old timers working here. They are walking ATM machines that only accept deposits. If you are willing to spend the dough the ladies will spend time with you and show you a good time. The club is no touching and extras are not attainable. The atmosphere is horrible.

  365. Matty
  366. Amanda

    The club was great. Great service, dancers, and music! I would definatly go again and tell my friends…

  367. Kenny L.

    These babes are rockin.

  368. N/A

    Terrible

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  370. Krystal

    SUPPORT STRIPPERS… AND SUPPORT LAP DANCING!!!!!!

  371. Dean

    Good time

  372. Very nice

    Very nice and hot girls

  373. Response Raul

    It’s not $60 per dance/song ……….it’s 5 dances/songs for $60. That’s the cheapest deal there is now which is still not worth it.

  374. Homeboy

    I’m not a banker and I love to invest my money here.

  375. Blow Me

    Immigrant women exploited by American men

  376. Felix

    Great place

  377. Tom K.

    I enjoy this club every time I visit.

  378. Prof

    It’s easily the best club in the area. Not perfect…what is?…but nothing else comes close for value and quality of dances. Not every girl is gorgeous, but on any night you should be able to find some that do it for you. Chances are, with a little patience and a little luck, you’re going to have a great time.

  379. Oh Yeah

    Search the postings for other clubs – does any other club in the country have over 8,000 posts? The overall value along with the wide selection of girls to choose from makes HB’s a fun time where you don’t feel like you’re getting ripped off.

  380. TO-KIM

    Nice whore house-SLUTS R US starring MANAGER KIM-crack headed,potsmokin,bitch!Its 2007,NOT 1980-CHANGE YOUR HAIR HOE!!!!!!!

  381. tony

    Again this place is great it’s this comment board that sucks!!!!

  382. Just A Customer

    There are some hot girls here, but It’d be MUCH better if they would get nude; or even partially nude/topless, whatever! The “Lingerie Bar” aspect of this place is what makes it lame.

  383. Jdub

    Cheap Cover,Cheap Drink’s,Cheap dances.Best bang for your buck.

  384. smelly ass

    Place is filled with Mexicans and Scumbags. Lots of fucked u…

  385. More regular

    Like I said. It is impossible to post anything positive here with out a negative follow up comment.

  386. James

    OK club

  387. v

    The place can use a paint job and a new parking lot outside,…

  388. Joe Load
  389. Not Jim

    Cheap drinks bring drunks and Mexicans. The quality of the dancers is poor average dancer 5-6.

  390. Re: not nate

    If the place is so “disgustingly dirty,” why did you even go there? I wonder what makes you so much better than those “mexicans”? You sound like a small-minded, petty racist to me.

    Apparently cheap booze brought you here too.

  391. lose lose

    The stages are too small and the place is an obstacle course

  392. Dr.John

    FUN!!! FUN!!!FUN!!! Always have a great time.

  393. Lighten Up

    Mgmt needs to ease up the rules and let the girls socialize a little more with the customers at the tables – let them sit down! Overall, though, this place is about value. Still, it’s easy to drop dollars on some of the hotties.

  394. Dr.X

    I come here for the girls,I dont care about the customers…

  395. Hector

    This place has the most pushy, demanding dancers of any club I have been to. there were some pretty hot chics, but they were all stuck up. drinks were overpriced and the food sucked

  396. Pleased

    Managements on top of things. Good value, gorgeous girls. Win Win!

  397. Last Post

    This is so funny… I know this is not the best thing to point out, but I can’t help it! You post a comment about IMMIGRANT women and you keep making the same spelling mistake in ENGLISH. Again, maybe spelling mistakes are a trifle, but I can’t help noticing it. It’s pretty funny in the context of your comment. πŸ™‚ Peace,

  398. temerbul

    # 1 in

  399. Frank

    Hot Chicks.

  400. LLH

    I have been to Heavenly Bodies 3 times and only once can I say i had a good experience. The drinks are cheap and that’s about the only good thing. Cover charge is too much and the dancers are very hit or miss. One dancer simply sat on my lap for 2 songs talking about horoscopes…safe to say i won’t ever be back.

  401. Krusty the Klown

    Hey Hey !!!

  402. Mr.T

    Friday Nights Rock!!!!!

  403. Lunch at HB's

    While the night shift gets all the attention, this is a nice place to chill for a free lunch and a $1.50 beer, and it’s the time when a girl will chat with you for awhile after getting a dance because it’s so quiet in the afternoon that there’s a chance she’ll get to know you and you her.

  404. Joy

    They raised the dance price to 25/dance. The lady (named Stacy) refused to return $5 change when I paid $30 — she said she would kick me out of the place if I made noise about it. Never felt like going back.

  405. Disgusting Place

    If you want to take advantage of misguided imigrant women this is the place. These chicks have no idea about the opportunity available in America. You can dry fucked for next to nothing cheaper than a hooker

  406. ts

    Girls have changed over the years, not as aggressive as they use to be, Alot more choices now with the shot girls. Not as friendly as they use to be and lot more thicker girls for my taste but they have something for everybody. very cheap if you watch what you do with your money for a night out looking at semi naked women.

  407. Sweet Baby Ray

    Best bang for your buck.It’s more of a sports bar type than a fancy gentlemens club.

  408. xxxx

    WOW !!!Some really Hot ladies there tonight!!

  409. Horny Boar

    Pretty worthless. Women are 80% black and the rest are vomitously skinny. They need sandwiches. Too bad, dancers used to be mostly white Eurotrash and much better looking.

  410. Ted

    Time never ends

  411. Kyle

    Really awesome dude.

  412. Not satisfied

    Danced with three girls who I thought were the best looking and could give a good lap. Two of them dont even offer topless when I go to dance with them. I felt a bit annoyed wished I would have known upfront. 1st and 3rd girl didnt offer topless. Which made me not want to risk a 4th.

  413. BigAl

    I have been a regular @ HB for the past few years. This is a very well run club. Management is top notch and the service great. I normally fuck one of the strippers in a room once a week to keep my pipes clean. All of the girls are available to be fucked in a room or they are fired. Love this club.

  414. Happy

    Love it Love it Love it!!!!

  415. jason
  416. MITCH

    Upstsirs is the best value, $100 for hj, be back soon

  417. fool

    Immigrant men exploited by American women

  418. jjj
  419. Bfh

    Glad to see this place is hopping again

  420. Bang for Buck

    Compared to the few strip clubs I’ve visited in the ‘burbs – Blackjacks and Dancers – Heavenly Bodies has a good vibe and is a good value when you include drink prices and the free food.

  421. Glen

    Very nice place.

  422. Robert

    Most of these are not review’s,this is a good club.Low cover,inexpensive drink’s,free food,great girl’s.Enjoy.

  423. jocko

    The place is depressing. It is filthy inside. Girls are there to clean out your pockets.

  424. Raul

    I thought it was 5 for $60? Now they’re $60 per dance?

  425. MarlboroRed

    I always have a fun time there

  426. Doc

    Cheap Cover,Cheap Drink’s,Cheap dances.Best bang for your buck.

  427. Chicagoland's Best

    Strippers who auditioned here now working at other clubs will tell you that this place is run worse than the Marine Corps since girls can’t sit down at the table, and have to really hustle, but for customers, this place is a bargain.

  428. No Girls

    They have no real selection of hot girls. Most of them are chubby or fat as well as old. I dont want to pay for something that I dont even want for free! 2 REAL HOT GIRLS IN THE WHOLE PLACE ON FRIDAY! WASTE OF TIME!!!!

  429. A-

    Can’t say enough good about this place.

  430. Cheap beer, great dances

    $5 before 3PM, $10 after. 5 for 50 is great deal.

  431. Yah right

    Lots of drunks and mexicans here be careful. Saw a dude in the lot taking pictures of people walking in.

  432. Ela

    Bailey A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Ella A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Sonia A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money. Farrah A great place to take advantage of stupid immigrant women. These bitches will do anything for money.

  433. dancer

    Just disappointed with the whole affair!

  434. The Cave

    The place can use a paint job and a new parking lot outside, and inside this place is a cold cave, but the girls are well-managed and there are plenty to choose from. Trying a girl for $10 is a good value in Chi-town.

  435. Sexy

    Sexy Ladies!!

  436. T.J.

    Best bang for your buck in town.

  437. PK

    Two words – Sky and Cameron

  438. There's Better Out there

    The place is a dump from the outside and matches the inside. Food is free and I still won’t eat it. Cheap drinks are a bonus. It takes a lot to make the girls they have look attractive. 2-3 hot girls at the most. Everyone else is disgusting and not worth the money. Service is horrible all around. They make it seem like they are doing me a favor by taking my money.

  439. Dump

    Place is horrible. Don’t know how to treat the customer right. Hopefully this recession will put them under, but am sure there is enough mafia money to keep it running.

  440. Wow!

    I want to thank the girls at Heavenly Bodies for helping me have the best summer of my life. Leslie, Claudia, Monica, and Lolita – you’re all so hot! Thanks for making my blood flow to all the right places!

  441. ......

    ….

  442. Mr.Man

    These girls are so f-n Hot!!!

  443. Club Critic

    Only about the money. And you don’t get much.

  444. Chip

    Writing “nothing special”is not a review.Inexpensive place good food,cheap drink’s,If you know how to enjoy yourself this is a great place.To many cranky regular’s on here.

  445. Cowboy

    I love this place I never had a bad night here.

  446. Master

    This place kick’s ass !!!!!

  447. Ghost

    Some of the european ladies are very sexy and have nice attitudes. Since the renovation, maybe HB could swtich to a partial full nude environment for private dances only. I like Skybox, it is too far away.

  448. Rocker Dude

    Best bang for your Buck!!!

  449. greg

    DON’T CAM HERE DUMP angry dencers

  450. Dill Hole

    Place is filled with Mexicans and Scumbags. Lots of fucked u…

  451. ebnor
  452. Value

    Probably the best value in Chicagoland, especially when you consider that this place attracts some of the hottest dancers – they stay so thin because they have to dance so much!

  453. Like It

    I like to go here. The dancers pretend like they like me until I run out of money. If I bring $300 dollars I can usually get about an hour to an hour and a half attention from the dancers. I bring my lunch to work everyday so that I can come in on Friday night for dances.

  454. 2

    2

  455. Happy Jack

    Cheap cover,cheap drinks,free food.You cant beat it.

  456. nathan

    HB’s is a bikini club (no nudity); it somewhere between a Hooters and true strip club; I go in, watch a ballgame and the stage show, have a sandwich and a couple of drinks and if one of the dancers I like is there I might do a champagne room. If one of the dancers I don’t like isn’t there (which is the majority of the time), I get in and out of HB’s spending less than $20. Still, my worst time at I ever had at HB’s is better than the best time I ever had at Hooters!

  457. echo
  458. Yeah Boy

    I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!!

  459. Mr.Smith

    I really like the girl’s here,it’s also very inexpensive.

  460. cf

    I love it! Cheap, drink till your drunk! Hell, I even got laid by one chick!

  461. Waste

    Waste of time. Place is no longer fun to be at. Agree with last comment. Dont care for much other then hot girls who give good laps. Very poor selection here

  462. Always great

    Always a great time.

  463. Kid

    The bouncers are assholes and the waitresses are just as bitchy if you dont tip them huge per drink. You are not allowed to do anything in there but sit on your hands. I would only go there for the cheap drinks, not the ladies. They dont even go topless!!

  464. Sick

    Immigrant women exploited by loser guys

  465. Dan

    Fabulous

  466. Idiot

    Place is filled with Mexicans and Scumbags. Lots of fucked u…This person is an idiot!!!

  467. colossal ripoff

    I went to HB’s last night, when I got there I texted my favorite dancer from the parking lot. She texted me back at 1:17 am. I then went to the door and was told to move my car, so I went back and moved my car and went in. I went to the bar and waited, no one would serve me, I was finally told to be seated and wait for a waitress. I went to table and waited with my dancer. Tired of waiting I went to the bathroom, came back and we went to the VIP room. I paid for 10 songs, which were over at 1:46 am. I did all this in 29 minutes! I WILL NEVER BE BACK!!!!!

  468. fun fun

    fun

  469. Dr.Hook

    Welcome to the Grind House!!!!

  470. Wonderful Life

    Loser guys,loser dancers, drunks, whores and Mexicans. Mike is makin a bundle.

  471. j
  472. This Place Blows!!
  473. Timbo

    The sleazier it gets the later the place becomes. Some real wierdos late at night. Cleaner inside, have seen dirty gas stations.

  474. Ned
  475. JOEL
  476. q

    q

  477. Paul

    Had a great time Sunday night

  478. CosmoKramer

    They doubled the cover charge to $20. Good luck with that. Many of the hot dancers have left and were replaced by fat, ugly chicks. No longer worth it. Avoid!

  479. In Love.

    I’m in love with all the lady’s.

  480. Rock Star

    Sweet Sweet a$$’s

  481. good ole days

    Place is a wasteland. The clubs true peak was probably 8-10 years ago. Im sure it still makes a butt load of money now too, but it is not as fun as it use to be.

  482. Hugh

    Average Chi area strip club. Dance/Songs are cut off at 2 minutes, most girls just want to suck your wallet dry ASAP, go to Vegas or Florida for quality.

  483. ac man
  484. 1

    1

  485. JT

    Love this place.

  486. Dork

    This is so funny… I know this is not the best thing to poi…

  487. m

    m

  488. y

    y

  489. Rocks

    Rockin times,Rockin Bodies !

  490. The Mexican

    Immigrant women exploited by American men

  491. lover

    good place for have fun

  492. Steven

    Dont worry boys, a new dancer will be beginning work at HB shortly (Couple of months) ive heard shes a JEnna JAmson look alike

  493. Bashing

    There is lots of bashing. This place has ruined the lives of countless customers, dancers and their loved ones. What would your wife think if she saw what you did at HB. The lies, the wasted money, the addiction. Club owners getting rich taking advantage of people with weak minds. Dancers and customers.

  494. ...

  495. XXX

    Again I dont care what the customers look like.I’m here for the girls!!!

  496. Overpriced

    The dances cost $10 or $15. The dances last a maximum of 2 minutes.

  497. h

    h

  498. Pitifull

    Place is a dive. Not worth the effort.

  499. Jose

    Great time. Great crowd.

  500. HighTower

    Great value, Nice Girls,

  501. Brad Pitt

    SUPPORT STRIPPERS… AND SUPPORT LAP DANCING!!!!!!

  502. to daisy

    Hey daisy, that’s not a review. This section of the site is for customers to comment on the dancers and overall value of the club. If you want to bitch about cheap customers, go to the message board…or better yet just ignore cheap customers like most dancers do!

  503. Big Dog

    Ghetto you are a loser and I know who you are!!!

  504. Great Deal

    All around best value around O’Hare.

  505. Out of towner

    Good overall value and hot girls

  506. Day shift

    Day shift is great.

  507. Simon Templer

    Try I.S. or Polekatz for a better time.

  508. CS

    Can’t say enough good about this place.

  509. Big Mike

    Never had a problem here,Only good times.

  510. #1

    1

  511. LLD

    Clyb reall went down the drain there last week- poor attitdes by dancers or just fat and ugly to say it nice they definitely hire b the pound here and not a lot of interaction. Girls are there to get on and off so if that is what you want perfect place but not a great value

  512. Burt Renalds

    To the last review,what strip club wont suck you dry?

    Some of these reviewer’s have some serious issues.

  513. Home Town

    This the best place dollar for dollar.

  514. Joe

    You can make this place whatever you want.

  515. ed

    This place will suck the money out of your bank account.

  516. David/Bigboy

    Free pizza and 10 bucks all u can drink beer still won’t help this club. Nasty bitches and I’m nothing to look at myself

  517. Not an employee

    Hi Im not paid by HB’s to constantly post good reviews on here to raise our overall score. If you want a real club go to do not go to Atlantis.

  518. stan the man

    You have to be joking. I was there this tuesday and stayed for one drink and 3 so called private dances, and I think this place needs alot of help. Great dancers but who could see them. It was so dark you couldn’t see the dancers on stage all songs cut short and the dancers stop the second the last dance is over. these gril wouldn,t spend a second more than want you could pay for.

  519. Warren

    Cheap cover,cheap drinks,free food.Lovely Ladies.

  520. marty

    this place sucks

  521. Bob O.

    They need to get rid of this review thing to many people bash on here.

  522. hbfan

    Large number of girls.. good selection. Try them all.

  523. Local guy

    Who wants to drive for one hour into a shitty neighorhood in the south suburbs for a lap dance? HBs and Dancers are north and in safe neighborhoods and are cleaner than those hellholes in Harvey or Markham or Stone Park.

  524. Carl

    Hot chicks,free food,cheap beer.

  525. Fat Guy

    I love the free food!!!

  526. POLO

    Waitresses take for ever to get a drink. Girls are pretty good looking and are fun to be with. Dances are quite over priced.

  527. ilnguy
  528. bill

    I get a cheap feeling from the setting. Stay away!!

  529. Steeve

    Cheap drinks bring drunks and Mexicans. The quality of the dancers is poor average dancer 5-6.

  530. James Bond

    Good value for the money.

  531. Fred

    $5 cover before 3PM, $10 after. 3 stages, no topless or nude on stage. $10 per song in VIP room (not topless). $15 topless. 5 for $50 topless.

  532. Tommy

    I love this place,alway’s have a great time.

  533. Pete

    American men being exploited by immigrant women.

  534. Bama

    some really great girls and good prices….the managements needs to calm down on the fines cause its hurting alot of girls and making them leave club tho….owner getting to greedy

  535. Fat Bastard

    I love the free pizza.

  536. Claude

    Hey, it’s a strip club, guys. Yeah, the dancers are moneygrubbers, but where aren’t they? Drinks are cheap, the dances are cheap. I would definitely recommend going to the Champagne room because you get the most value for your dollar. The girls here range from average to really hot. Guys who blow their whole wad (pun intended) have no self control and would blow all their money anywhere they went. I mean, it’s not a vegas or florida strip club. Overall, a pretty good club for the area.

  537. Drunk Mexican

    Cheap drinks brought me in. However, the quality of the dancers is more like 8-9. Got one of the best dances from Alexandra. Also, in my drunken stuppor I lost or misplaced a couple of $50’s did anyone find them? Sadly, I’m not even kidding about losing the cash. So, you’re welcome, whom ever found them.

  538. Kelli

    I always have a great time here with my BF.

  539. Fucked Up

    Immigrant women exploited by American men

  540. scott

    i love this place annd the girls working here… i make sure to stop in every time i am leaving Chicago

  541. Get a Life

    This place is great,some people should get a life and move on to something else instead of wasting their time on here.

  542. Great

    There are lots of stupid imigrant women here. These chicks have no idea about opportunity in America. They will dry fuck you for next to nothing cheapest hookers I ever had

  543. Big Balls

    My name is ghetto girl I have an itchy twat.

  544. Satisfying

    I always have a good time here.

  545. oldpromot
  546. Jack

    Best bang for your buck,it’s more of a sport’s bar look.But fun place.

  547. Fun time

    Fun

  548. fat

    Place is filled with Mexicans and Scumbags. Lots of fucked u…

  549. Buck

    5 dollar cover during days. Free food. Cheap beer. Hot women!

  550. Derek

    Loserland would be a better name for the place. Place is filled with no class guys and dancers that love to take their money. Too many drunks and mexicans.

  551. n
  552. Enjoy

    Just look at the number of postings for this place – over 8,000 – and this tells you that there’s something about this club that gets the juices flowing.

  553. xgfhj

    mgfxc

  554. Mr. T

    I love Jimmy !!!

  555. Grassroot

    Cody for Senate..

  556. Rainman

    The general mode of operation at this club is for one of the dancers to get in a guys head. Make him think that there is a possibility of relationship. Make him a regular in order to obtain a consistent revenue stream. Don’t fall in the trap guys. If the gal starts playing this card which most do remember they are all about the money. Don’t be a fool and fall in love with one of the sharks.

  557. Cocky

    The place is clean. Look at the floor it is concrete like a gas station(that’s what floor’s are made of.). The place is clean the customers are nice. Are you and your girlfreind from Kentucky or Alabama?(that does not make sense)

  558. qwerty
  559. Mr T

    I pitty the fool who doesnt like this place!!!

  560. New Guy

    never been here before-but will definitely be back! Beautiful dancers and hot hot hot waitresses! I had a great night and think I found my new bar!

  561. employee

    Hi Im paid by HB’s to constantly post good reviews on here to raise our overall score. If you want a real club go to Atlantis!

  562. Hank Hill

    Cheap cover $10

    50 cent drink’s

    All you can eat pizza

    Free food on the menu

    HOT HOT HOT Dancer’s

  563. Ben

    this is what a strip club is supposed to be like.

  564. Wally

    Always great

  565. Awesome

    There are lots of stupid imigrant women here. These chicks have no idea about opportunity in America. They will dry fuck you for next to nothing cheapest hookers I ever had

  566. George

    The best value in Chicago area. $10 lap dances, though songs are cut short. Most attractive girls who give real lap dances in Chicago are found here. Want the most attractive girls but weak dances? Go to a club called VIP’s. Want craziest dances? Go to Industrial Strip. Heavenly Bodies is a good compromise and a phenomenal deal as drinks are so cheap and cover includes a cheap food order. One last note – don’t bother going to VIP room here.

  567. Hammer

    Always a fun time.

  568. Wayne

    Cheap drink’s free food hot ladies.

  569. Responding

    Of course even 60 for 5 songs is not worth it! No touching allowed per club rules, you must keep your hands and arms down at your sides, and if you are caught touching the dancer, you will be ejected from the club without a refund.

  570. Info

    Just an FYI because information here is clearly incorrect. The girls here do go topless. However there are a few that don’t, but that’s a small percentage. Look at it this way. At least you’re saving money if you get a girl that doesn’t go topless.

  571. Tom

    Have a great time last night.This place is OK.

  572. Beer Man

    Decent club. Fun dancers. Food and drinks were fair. experience.

  573. Sunny

    Smokin’

  574. Thursdays

    Thursdays and Sundays are the best!!Never crowded.

  575. Daydreamer

    I alway prefer coming during the days. Less crowded and lots of fun.

  576. matt

    The club wasn’t bad if you’re looking for cheap drinks and good food other than that don’t waste your time. Girls come and say “wanna dance” and then you see smoke behind thier feet as they’re walking (running) away if you say no thanks!

  577. overnight

    This place needs an enema!

  578. Mexico

    More mexicans than in Mexico city. filthy place

  579. Ken

    5 for 50 is great

  580. Filthy

    The whole place is filthy. Needs a good remodeling to be considered a contender. Lot of people boasting about cheap drinks, but I am going for the girls. Which is a very bad selection.

  581. desi
  582. Kevin H.

    Cant beat the prices,also the girls are hot!!!

  583. For Jim

    When I was there I saw about 5 Mexicans. I mostly saw white men and a few white woman. Other than that I saw blacks and Asians. If you don’t like the drunks then go to one of the many other strip clubs in the area. Otherwise don’t be a lame and keep repeating the same comment.

  584. K Fed

    Really never have a bad time at this place. Some nights the girls move around the room better than others, some nights you need to sit around a while before they come around to you. Great lap dances when the girls are working!

  585. traveller

    Great place for a group outing. Sports bar atmosphere. Near O’hare. Free parking. 10 dollar cover 1-2 dollar drinks very reasonable. Good variety of mostly young and good looking girls. Bikini on stage. Private dances are topless, 15 dollars, decent contact, but very short song. Girls cannot sit and have a drink with you, but still friendly.

  586. hiten

    I personally liked this club. I’ve been there twice so far.

    I haven’t been to other clubs, but the beer is cheap, I like

    the girls and they’re friendly, the music is good, and I never

    feel jipped when i walk out broke.

  587. Horrible

    Rude girls who cant take a polite no for an answer. Agree with previous post that there are not many hot girls to choose from.

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