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I come here once or twice most weeks when I get the chance. Everything about this place from getting your car detailed to the helicopter pad Outback. “The church” is about as upscale as it get. It would be a shame to call this place a strip club. This place used to be refer to as a cabaret, with respect!
You don’t have to worry about coming here and being short on girls. There’s always a nice variety of girls. Asian, Russian, Mexican, even a few Cubans. Even the black girls are classy and don’t get on stage and shake their flabby butts the whole time. You can go to Houston dolls just a block down the street if that’s what you prefer. This isn’t your typical low class ghetto joint with a subpar girls and even lesser clientele. There’s a lot of businessmen that travel through Houston that stop here. There’s a lot of money that comes in to the church and the girls know how to hustle to make it happen. It’s nice when you can go to a strip club have a great conversation with a girl all night, a few drinks and leave perfectly satisfied without ever getting a dance. Lotus is one of my favorites to just sit and talk to all night. Great conversation, witty and funny. Not to mention gorgeous eyes and legs that can kill, over and over and over again.
They’ve got their Christmas party coming up soon, that’s always one of my favorite Christmas gifts each year!
yeah heard that this place really sucks. don’t bother.
On the ass of life, this place is a giant pus filled zit.
This place sucked ass. Never going back.
The owners son in law “Ron” which of course is the general manager of the club. He discriminates against women that are not petite.
Or St. Shithole.
I had to retire from this place, it got so bad with management always telling Me to Kill the dancers with kindness, while they walk all over the staff and customers. I can tell you from experience, this place is not going to be how it used to be. It’s really gone downhill. I was sad to leave, but I was getting embarrassed by being at St. James.
Ought to rename this shit pit St Fags.
I don’t think that it is physically possible for this shithole to suck anymore than it already does.
Came here for the first time last night. Staff was friendly when they greeted me. Club looks to be very high-end and upscale. Looks to be nice and clean. Quite a few dancers on the floor. Saw three or four dancers at the bar paying more attention to their phone then they were the guys. Had a couple dances from a Cuban. She was nice and knew how to work it. The private room is okay. The girl pushes a chair in front of the doorway. I guess there’s a VIP room upstairs but it was too pricey for me. Overall, I enjoyed my time. Definitely be coming back
Best club in town Lotus Tony or Magic I’m sure you’ll find to be just what the doctor ordered.
Why do I have to pay the Manager a Tip to get a Dance from a girl ??? Why do I have to tip the DJ $ 100.00 for a song that I like. Why can’t the girls here be Better Looking.. I went to Houston Dolls down the street and the girls were Better looking.. St. James, sorry to say, but I can’t visit ya no more, Not into DOG SHOWS !
Great club. Great layout. The dancers were a bit hit-or-miss my last few times in. The dances are always pretty spot on if you find a girl who suits your taste.
Lousy place. Period.
I drove by this place on a Saturday night – the lot was pretty full, so I stopped in. Sorry I did, the Music was lousy (all slow R&B and Rap), the girls looked frustrated on stage that nobody was tipping them (One was actually yelling at a customer on stage about just getting a dollar), and the staff took 20 mins to get me another drink, AFTER it was empty. I went it with $1800 to spend, walked out with over $1700. sad
It was alright
This is one of the worst “gentlemen’s” club I’ve been in. Paid 15 a head to see dancers n only see one every hour or so. Wtf. My friend gave a “dancer” 40 to have her walk away n give someone else a dance. Couldn’t even get a dance with my girl. Its 2016 if a woman wants to pay good green cash to treat other women like objects. It’s her right. This dump doesn’t support equality. Pathetic. I’d have been better off to stuff a hundred down my pants and watch cinemax.
What a lovely club full of lovely women. Too bad they don’t accommodate female customers at all. It’s been a while since I visited “The Church”—and it was only on one occasion. Not because it’s in BFE, but because if you’re a female customer….let’s say that again…CUSTOMER. As in you’re going to spend some money. For drinks. For a bottle for VIP, etc etc…well, then you aren’t welcome. When I went, they didn’t allow ladies to tip, to get dances, or to go into the VIP. No bueno. Houston has about 125, 695, 345 other gentlemen’s clubs. I’ll keep going there.(+1 star for the entertainment)
A great looking facility with plenty of randy women who know why they are there. Private lap dance rooms on the main floor and the balcony level.
I usually come in here once or twice a month. Came in here last night around 8. Quite a few dancers on the floor. Saw three or four hanging by the bar downstairs paying attention to their phones. I guess that’s what happens when you get a 23 year old I can’t put down their smartphone. Anyways, they weren’t the ones I was looking to hang out with. The Russian girl came up to me and started talking. Last time I had a dance with her, she tried to overcharge me. So I wasn’t interested and getting cozy with her. Had a dance with one of the Cubans. That’s always nice. A dance with a nice petite blonde that I hadn’t seen in there before. Probably about five foot five and 115 lb. Nice solid natural chest. Nice toned legs. Dance was good. Never did catch her name. Only stayed about an hour, the regular girl I see wasn’t there last night. Figured I would save my money for next time
You should go to this club, great place, very classy. I brought my business partner with me and we had a great time. If you go ask for the dancer named “Chevy”, she is gorgeous, green eyes, blonde hair, school girl outfit, with big boobs, very shapely, and very sweet personality (not stuck up at all, like some of the other girls).
Love the lights and good looking people here.
When Ron became the GM, he has destroyed it and it’s
reputation of a top club. I was a VIP of this club for
over 15 years and once Ron took over it went grossly
downhill. He lets pimps run their girls there so he can
be get kickbacks from the pimps. He threatens dancers AND
customers for tips. He demanded my table tip him in VIP
or he wouldnt let the girls we wanted to come up to vip.
He’s stealing money from the club too. STAY AWAY FROM
THERE!
Ok, I rate it an 8.2 because I have trouble giving it too more but would hate to give it less. This is the only club I frequent regularly so I can speak fairly accurate on it. But it is good and has some major pluses. First, it is the only club on the north side, so thank goodness it is good. Second, it is a good size and wide open, well lit for a club and if you go at normal times on normal days, they have a good amount of girls and the mix is perfect. You like it, they probably have it, you just have to wait for it. They have food and drinks and a VIP area. The food is good, but not superb, but I will eat here no problem. Drinks are of course, too pricey, but that is normal. Dances are 20 and most of the girls are pretty hands on. VIP area is either bought overall or through getting Champagne or whatever. If you are interested in VIP, choose your girl wisely and whatever you dream, it can happen and yes I speak from experience.
They have a website, although I think it does not do the club justice. I have some negatives. The club is no where near a college, thus the girls are not typically that age. They are mid-20’s, but I consider them a little “dirtier”. Not meant to mean, but that is what it is and so are the clientele. However, it is a safe club and by no means do I mean it is thuggish. It is very good, just don’t expect Vegas type quality. It is very smokey, even if it doesnt appear so, and I always stink afterward.
But overall, good club, relatively clean, good girls and very friendly. Many of the girls have worked there a long time and that speaks volumes for the management. Never seen any trouble and never had any. I definitely give it a thumbs up. Good thing, cause there is really no where else to go (ok, there is a skanky club down the street).
Place sucks big dick.
Stopped by the church after work last week – third time I’ve been there. This was the first time I tried the food (burger & fries for $6.75) and it was better than a lost restaurants I’ve been at. I’m definately not afraid to go there hungry.
The girls, as always, were great – friendly, socialable, and not pushy. I’d rate most of them 7-8 out of 10, with a couple 5-6s mixed in. The private rooms are adequate, sometimes a bit too dark though.
Anyone have thoughts on the VIP room? Never spent the extra money, but I’m thinking about it.
This place sucks ass.
best ghetto club i been to ya’ll knows what im saying “g”…overweight girls turnz me onz fools lots of short hot fatties everywhere gangsta rap to the max out yo lots of hip hop rap and thuggish gurlz word to my peoples…….
This place sucks.
I been looking for this girl name Angelica she is very pretty and very sweet she
really something I been looking for her can somebody post a review if u seen
her..
In Houston on a business trip. Friend told me to check out club, which is right around the corner from my hotel. Girls were pretty hot. Spent a little cash, had some private fun with one of the girls in the back. Great place. Would have given a 10, but paid $6 for a regular soda (I am not a drinker)HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!!!!!!!!!
This place is terrible. The staff is rude, and I mean class A assholes and the girls stand there, don’t dance or anything. It was my second time to a strip club, first time I went down the street to houston dolls and despite people saying it wa worse then st. James, it was ten times better. I’m serious when I say these people are assholes.
I’ll certainly go back here! Great rooms for private dance and the girls are willing to please.
Prejudice!!! Racist Manager kicked me out because of gender and race. Made bogus excuse.
What a dump!
This dump is a shithole. AVOID!
Worst dump in the county.
GREAT STEAKS !!! Oddly enough the big draw for me is the top notch steaks as this place has a restaurant with some amazing grill skills. ( I would go here for the steaks even if they had no dancers) . The dancers are never pushy and the bill is always honest . The Filet Mignon is 5 stars…..better then most upscale steak houses in the region. Its nice to enjoy dinner with some talented strippers doing their thing on the stage along with some dry ice effects. Very classy place for the=ose that enjoy upscale gentlemen’s clubs.Very beautiful ladies here .There is a onsite hand car wash and car detailing service they provide that does a job way better than others . A visit here covers all the bases : get your car washed,shows shined,have a fabulous upscale dinner and relax with one of the various top quality cigars – all the while surrounded by beautiful ladies. Great cocktails and bar service here . I Highly recommend this place .
Ask for Brooklyn if you go. One of the other guys in the comments section referred her and she was awsome. 50% Brazilian, Real DD’s, and really hot dances.
Been here twice. The staff is very friendly (waitresses, managers and dancers). Most of the girls dancing are quite pretty and put in effort instead of just shaking their butt a little.One warning though… if you open a tab on a credit card, they pre-authorize for $500! I was shocked when I checked my bank account the next day because no one told me they would hold such a high amount!
This used to be my favorite club in Houston. We are here now with a bachelor party and there is not a single girl on the floor – either we picked the wrong time or it’s just not enough dancers. Again it used to be an awesome place not sure what happened, but the bachelor is falling asleep and we can’t even get him a lap dance…
This place is awesome… A 20 on a scale of 1 to 10.
Hmmmm so a total lack of response from anyone tells me that this place is to be avoided. I’ll definitely spend my hard earned $$$ elsewhere!
This club is the future treasures. A lot of girls has pimps works there and the managers get paid for it to take care of the girls. Also if you would like to have blow job and sex that’s the place to go! As long as you buy a bottle to VIP or skybox you will have lots of fun.
I’m not a man of a God…. but coming here I was ready to confess my sins. I’d definitely come back and donate all my money to this church.
I stopped be St James on Tuesday evening after work because they have no cover before 7pm. There were plenty of dancers to accomodate the guests, approximately 20-25 dancers. Private dances are excellent.
I’ve been coming here a couple times every couple of weeks or so since 2012. Club is very nice and well kept. They’ve got Securities out in the parking lot. If you need it, they can wash and wax your car. The manager Ron is friendly. I usually come here to see Lotus when I can. Mainstage is pretty decent. There’s private rooms downstairs where the girls push a chair in front of the door. Upstairs they have the VIP Champagne Room which can be a bit more costly. They’ve got showers that the girls can dancing. There’s an outdoor pool and even a helicopter pad. Definitely one of the better upscale clubs in the Houston area. Outside the city limits so there’s no pasties.
Yeah don’t waste your time going to this place. It sucks.
I had great time there.I think the girls were over the top beautiful.I had Lots of fun,great conversations and adventurious dancers! Reasonable prices! I’ve found my favorite club!
maybe the best club in the country. Great place for extras.
This place is very classy. Beautiful girls and great food. There’s a pool out back and even showers for the girls to dance in. Great valet and they even Wash and Detail your car. Girls are very friendly. Ask for Lotus, she’s very funny and great conversation. And most of all she is very beautiful. Definitely a place worth coming back to.
Really a Shame – I used to be a regular Here. Went in on a Saturday night and all I can say is… This place has really gone down.. Hopefully, they can make some changes in 2013.. Some advice for RON, get a handle on your girls, their attitudes SUCK !
Wow….this dump is still around? Why?
Excellent club. Best in the city
I read a lot of reviews about this place and wanted to judge myself. First of all, before entering I’m already aware that its a strip club and I’m going to need some money to burn. I liked that it didn’t seem ghetto and there weren’t a bunch of pimps, fake rappers standing around like the other places. The girls didn’t harass you right when you walked in, and that was nice. The place is huge and well lit. I saw a nice looking girl on stage and walked up and dropped a $20 on the stage. I told her come visit me after she got offstage, since tipping guarantees you attention. After exiting the stage kennedy came by and sat at my table for a bit before we went and did dances. I had some drinks and an appetizer and had a great time. I got a little tipsy and they offered me a taxi upon exiting and took them up on their offer. I came the next day to retrieve my car and it was safe since there is 24/7 security. All in all, i will go back because their dancers are so hott and the environment was fun.
Remember that in their business, the legal climate waxes and wanes. As of recent months, the day shift (the only one that I’m familiar with) has apparently been under a great deal of pressure to play nice and adhere more closely to all legal rules. Managers have thrown people out for simple, harmless stuff. My waitress asked if I wanted her to send me one of the girls for company. I said “Sure, just send someone fun.” Boom – the manager is yelling at me in the middle of the floor and kicking me out of the club. If you manage to stick around, be aware that the management staff is popping in on lap dances in progress – with a flashlight and an attitude.I’m sure that someday the pendulum will swing back to a more relaxed attitude but, for the latter half of 2015, the place has been gobsmackingly underwhelming.
I started coming to the church back around 2013. The only Club I go to in Houston. Very classy upscale Club. There’s a security out in the parking lot. If you need your car washed, they’ll go ahead and do it for you while you’re having a good time. Overall the food is good, I don’t eat their very much though. The drinks are good but then again I’m not a big drinker. Club atmosphere Earth is really good. Management is friendly. The private rooms are nice. The girls push a chair in front of the door. The VIP room upstairs is a bit expensive. I usually come here when I know Lotus is working. She’s my regular girl I like to see. Drop dead gorgeous legs and beautiful eyes. Great conversation. Funny as hell. And always gives a Beyond satisfying dance. There’s a couple other girls I’ll see if Lotus is unavailable I prefer to spend money on Lotus. Overall, the club is the classiest place in town. No ghetto girls working here. Clientele is a bit more upscale, no creepy Joe schmoes coming in here. I’ve been told for the right money the manager Ron well suggest a girl that will go above and beyond if you know what I mean but I’ve never had a girl offer to do anything extra. Also, if you know the right girl, you can get some nose candy to make the night a bit more fun. The shower dances are always nice and hot. There’s a pool Outback that you can cool off in. There’s also a helicopter pad Outback, although I’ve never seen a helicopter land. I prefer to spend my money on the girls then to waste it on a first class trip to the club. There’s a couple of Cuban girls and a Russian girl that are bad there’s a cute petite blonde, don’t know her stage name, half Taiwanese and half Norwegian. I’ve only had a couple of dances from her. They were probably the next best dances besides Lotus that I’ve had in the club. But I don’t see her in the club very often. Don’t think she works but maybe a couple days a week. Lots of variety. You can’t go wrong with any of the girls really.
I was in town on business and had been here about 4 years ago. Went there 2 nights and had a good time. A little too crowded and not enough girls to go around. Had a very good time though.
Was back in town a few weeks ago and went 1 night and on my way to the airport. AWESOME!!! Sunday night the 1st girl was hot but the dance was lame. I thought they had gone to California rules with her staying a few feet away. Another girl sat down to talk and I asked if there were new rules. She said let me show you. No new rules. Just YMMV with the dancers and I got great mileage with her.
Wednesday afternoon had time to kill before my flight so I went back. Another great experience in one of the rooms. She offered me everything. I didn’t take her up on it. Not my style but I had a very relaxed flight home. Will go back anytime.
THIS PLACE IS OK BUT THE BEST THING ABOUT IT IS THEY DO EXTRA’S IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN FOR A LIL EXTRA MONEY,BUT IF THEY REALLY LIKE U IT MIGHT BE FOR FREE LIKE THEY DID ME
I hear that this dump is closing. About time.
One of the nicest gentleman’s club I have been in. It can be a bit pricey but there are beautiful women working here and the place is clean. The food here is actually really good.Would come back because of the cleanliness and pretty women I met. Definitely recommend this place for someone looking for a more upscale gentlemen’s club.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ST JAMES ?? Came in on a Friday night, DJ is playing Rap – half the girls were Black and acting like Gangsta’s asking me what I want for the money. Is Ron Keyser still Running this Place ??? Where did ALL the Hot girls go ??
I’ve been there off/on.. there are more skinny dancers
than busty ones..not my taste.. but main thing is they
are snobs..not hungry.. some sit with you without asking-
-and demand money for the time even though you buy the
drink and food.. specially this chick name Giovana… a
true hustler..watch out for her..
Nice clean club, classier than most… Ask for Michelle or Kasey if you want a more attractive girl around you. Good food too, I had the filet it was cooked perfectly.
I’m wondering if quite a few people from the dump down the street is trying to post a lot of negative advertising about this place? The DJs do NOT play Rap as they try to keep the thuggish elements out. This place is focused on the “Average Joe/Businessman”, you don’t have to tip a manager to get a dance/dancer (where did that comment even come from?), and I’ve found the food delicious! Good mix of dancers and enjoyable company.
What the Hell happened to this place ?? Houston Dolls down the road has better girls…. Seriously ??? Somebody buy this place and turn it around. What a SHAME !!
Well, I can tell you this Crazy girl – No one from the club is gonna answer you – they are all too busy telling everyone how great the club is and they treat people like crap. Buncha Snobs telling customers that they are the ONLY game in town.. What a Joke !!
was there on Tu night. Came in, place is good size. Sat at a table, service is good. lots waitresses. cover was only $8. however, i was there for 30 min before anyone approched me. 3 guy sitting at different tables next to me, same. not sure if they like to make money at this club couse most girls were sitting and talking to guys. Finally made it to private booths for a lapdance. 2 differnt girls. That part was very enjoable, one offering some extra activity. overall not bad
This place is pathetic. AVOID.
St. James is a great club. One of the top clubs in HTown. A good place to hang out.
Ok.. So I go to Rick’s and the place is dead, but they are playing decent music and the few girls they have are ok. I go to St. James – The music is lousy with the DJ making cracks about the girls on stage, the service sucks and the girls avoid me because I’m not in my suit.. WRONG !!! see ya
Drove all the way from Pearland because I’ve heard good things about this place. The club itself looks really nice and it has an upscale feel to it. There is no pole on the main stage so girls are limited on tricks. The drinks are what you would expect them to be, small and very expensive. I think my glass held around 7.5 ounces of liquid. The cover charge was $15 bucks so it’s right at the limit of over paying on a topless bar. In the end I left feeling like it was way over hyped then what I actually experienced. Maybe at one time it was the place to be but as of right now, I wouldn’t recommend it. The girls weren’t all that great looking and they played pop and classic rock. I kind of felt a little young to be here and I’m 34. Really nice location but not my scene.
Had a very bad time here. Will not return.