The Penthouse Club

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1. Don’t bother with this ghetto location. Rip off, Cops laying in wait. Managers caught up with playing with dancers. Shootings, raids, and a BAD 8 Mile vibe. The TRUTH!

2. I got a ticket when I pulled out on Wednesday. There was another car pulled over who also exited Penthouse. I can’t afford to have problems related to visiting strip clubs, so I’m going to clubs outside of Detroit from now on. They must have it in for this club.

3. awesome place

   nice girls

   u will have fun

4. This is by far the worst strip club in Detroit. The bouncers are awful and rude. I would never return!

5. Awesome time last night ; ) Expensive but a great time!!

6. A number of pretty girls, my favorites are Michelle, Rose, Bella, and JJ.

7. love it!

8. They got all the Roaches to stand still after the remodel, now how are they going to get the crotch crickets off all their dancers.

10. The dancer’s are great. The bartenders

11. Fantastic Club!

12. This club BLOWS..I WON”T be back! COPS OUTSIDE! RIPOFFS inside!

13. Beautiful Club!

14. This club is DEAD! Was busy for a minute. I hear they don’t treat the brothers very well. Maybe thats why the place isn’t making it.

15. I visited this place over the holidays while visiting family. $7 valet, I don’t there is a place for free parking unless you park on the street in front of the building. I went on a Friday night and it was $15 cover and $8.75 Heinekens. There is one main level and a second smaller upstairs level for smokers and the rooms are up here. Overall the dancers here are pretty good compared to other places. $25 per song unless you negotiate something else with the dancer. Weekends are crowded.

16. Yes, cops ARE outside…and undercover inside…it’s only a matter of time before the Penthouse is raided and I don’t want to be part of that! TRUTH! Ladies beware!

17. come to the strip. we need u

18. HOT LADIES, NICE BAR, TOO MUCH TECHNO THOUGH

19. I was there. They hit me with parking, even when I parked on the street! They hit me with the door charge. They hit me with cover charge-when it was dead! The girls asked me for $200 to go upstairs!! I left and won’t be back. What a JOKE!!! Ha Ha Ha- the joke is on pent house

20. great experience, new brother in law bachelor party was a blast, thanks again penthouse, may fond memories

21. Be told…vice cops are cracking down on both patrons and employees leaving..Nights are particularly dangerous, and there are instances in the daytime, as well..I’ll find my entertainment elsewhere, not in the City of D

22. hey G or Gary or Gdog or whatever you like calling yourself,are you really as big an ass as you sound on here?Just wondering.

23. I GOT A GREAT BLOWJOB 175 THIS PLACE IS THE BEST IM SO GLAD ALS BACK ON 8

24. amazing club…. will chk it out again…

    expensive drinks, expensive dances……

26. this club is great all around!!! hot dancers, good service..btw there aren’t any cops waiting outside to pull people over. that is a bold face lie! what an ass abdul is…also a liar!!

27. There isn’t cops for miles of this fucken place… shut up STUPID… Fucken HATERS.. YA!

28. I’ve had several good experiences here, but lately it’s been

    lacking. I notice that the dancers from here are now moving

    around and checking out other clubs, and many are making

    themselves a new business at these other clubs. Won’t

    mention names out of respect…something that is lacking in

    many clubs.

31. The Penthouse Club has got to be the best club in the area. I’ve been there a few times and have always been treated great by the staff and the entertainers.

32. ver upscale, lil pricey but very very nice

33. Girls here the same as other bars, but has an attitude that they are worth something that could screw you with high charge doing nothing. Girls want you to give them a few hundred dollars up front and then find something to screw you after one or two songs and of course, keep the money. If you still want to come here after reading this, PAY AFTER THE SERVICE, NOT BEFORE. DO NOT LET THE GIRLS SCREW YOU WITH EVERYTHING IN YOUR POCKET AND YOU GET NOTHING IN RETURN,

34. It’s all over except the crying!!! BOO HOO HOO! Everyone is going to work in the burbs when the new law takes effect

35. hot ass waitresses, the waitress named daniell on day shift waited on us was fantastic, beautiful club beautiful girls nice job

36. I’m gay..I got caught outside of the club “doing things.” I should have known the police were around.

37. Best place!

38. When the new law goes into effect, we dancers at the Playhouse in Romulus will welcome you. Let’s Party!

39. Bro all the top girls from all the clubs are here. HOT!! Drinks are too much though.

40. “i was hustled in this club” ha ha are you fucking dumb? thats the whole point of dancing. no matter where you go your gonna get hustled. thats how dancers make money you dumb fuck. your probably just pissed bc your broke ass couldnt afford it here

41. Penthouse stinks..slimy women,sleazy management, and Cops hanging outside waiting to pull over unsuspecting customers.

    STINKS BAD!

42. The club looks good,but the service sucks. Girls pick you pocket and it’s dangerous on 8 Mile. The Police come in all the time and wait outside for people leaving. They must be pissed at the owner. I’m staying away to be safe from being pulled over and from having my pockets “picked”.

43. Looks like the writings on the wall for this club. I know I sure don’t want to be there when they get busted.

44. Great club, doesnt listen to the haters, go see Tina on days, fantastic bartender

45. I tried working here, but didn’t like the atmosphere. Snooty dancers, and half ass business. The only good thing I saw was the place was clean and new. Otherwise, I don’t like the 8 mile problems. And I’m happy to be gone!

46. very nice club!!

47. Pay attention to my last comment!

48. Disappointing,and thats an understatement. This club blows! Way too much for 8 mile

49. awesome, try it, you wont go anywhere else!

50. I generally like this club. I got banned from posting in the comments section although I’m not sure why. Anyway, the last time I was there, I got a dance from Shana and she was awesome. She’s a thin blonde with large breasts and she does a great job.

51. My wife and I checked out their website which stated couples were free on Saturday. So we opted to head to the club. Hostess tells us $15 each for admission. I let her know about the website advertisement. She gets a doorman who tells us, “that’s an old ad, we meant to take that down”. Still $15 to get in. I ask if they can adhere to the ad….they say no. No degree of an attempt to satisfy the customer here!! So we opt to leave. On the way out, I see a sign in the window also advertising couples free on Saturday. I let the doorman know…still $15 each. He tells us they meant to take that one down too…lol. Club looks nice, but with no attempt at customer satisfaction, they get 1 star

52. Very upscale club!

53. A RIP OFF! TOO EXPENSIVE! They keep losing customers because of this…Bye bye

54. Very upscale basement to small to be a club! I wonder how many more people are going to get shot at this place..

56. The Bike show is SICK!! Awesome place

57. GO TO THE PLAYHOUSE.. BEST DANCES BEST GIRLS..

58. great time, nice looking waitstaff

59. NICEBAR UGLY entertainer!!!!

60. I was hustled in this place and will never return! Don’t bother blowing your$ here. I’ll be spending my hard earned dollars elsewhere, and steer clear of all the problems around this place. How long can it last?

61. Just started here, awesome $$ 1st 2 nights.

62. i come into see tina on day shift, awesome bartender, beautiful selection of girls

63. had a great Time!

64. The club has been open for a year. Depending when you go there could be alot of hot dancers other times only 1 or 2. The place is clean because it’s new. VIP dances are are worth the money if you get the right dancer. Most (90%) girls will do extra special dances. Just becareful of the typical stripper stories. If you go for VIP dances have one of your buddy’s watch for cops the owner used to pay off the cops but now looks like he has missed a few payments so they have been in a few times and given tickets.

65. Looks good but sucks. Bad attitudes and thick with thieves.

66. hot ass girls and lots of em had an awesome time there will definately be back

67. Over rated and sliding down fast. Everyone know that when the new law takes effect, this club will have tumble weeds rolling through it.

69. lamb chops are out of this world!

70. LOVE IT HERE!!

71. rip off and low rent girls to match the neighborhood…go elsewhere

72. Rip off…unfriendly club..they hustle people here

73. Good place, better than most in the area. Drinks are too expensive though.

74. I was in there last night and bumped into this egotist dancer named Aleze? I am not good with names but I think that was it, I had to laugh at her for using a black girls name and she is white. Then she told me she is the best looking girl at The Penthouse Club and wouldnt shut the fuck up about all the other dancers flaws and bullshit I could care less about. Her dances sucked really bad, were lousy, then she tried to run some scam on me to get money like I m fucken stupid. So I gladly dumped her back into the trash can she came from and moved on to a different cheap slut to get some extras.

    P.S. get a life, personality, and Aleze died with 2 pac bitch.. The brotha’s are laughing at you change that name!

75. This is one of the reasons I love Detroit. It’s smaller but two levels helps and the quality of girls is second to none. Be careful, you can spend all your money in here tho. Excellent service. Love the fact u can still smoke in here. I actually ate here once too, surf n turf and it was good even if overpriced but I’ll take this kind of scenery when chowing down anyway. Stiff drinks and friendly bouncers seal the deal for the best strip club in dtown if not entire USA.

76. I LOVE GITING MY DICK SUCKED HEAR ITS THE BEST 150$ O YA GOT A NUT

77. great place!!!!!! hot women!!!!!

78. Home sweet Homw

79. No cops, No Vice, No VD, just a fucken fun as skin joint.. Dont listen to the idiot posting that crap he has been saying the same thing for months.

80. wonderful time

81. I visited recently and it was uncomfortable. This isn’t the kind of club I enjoy. Lots of city BS going on…and it’s very uncomfortable. I feel at risk from the neighborhood and lurking cops!

82. LOL! They got Closed down!

83. This club is offering DISEASES!…and a chance to get ripped off or to have your car stolen and your pocket picked! GOOD LUCK SUCKERZ!

84. food was great girls were hott!

85. MY FRIEND WAS SHOT AND KILLED AS HE LEFT PENTHOUSE.NEVER GO THERE VERY DANDEROUS

86. I noticed cops present outside this club on my recent visit. Since I saw them on my was in, I was careful to have only a couple of drinks. I talked to another customer who had a pocket breathalizer and it registered drunk after just 2 drinks. I can’t risk the problems this can cause me, so I’m going elsewhere.

87. Mon. $2 Cover Night

    Tues. Oil Wrestling

    Wed. Foxy Boxing

    Thurs. Whip Cream Show

    Fri. Bada Bing Room Raffles

    Sat. Girl On Girl Show

    Sun. 1 Free Drink w/Cover

    Featured Performers

    Shower Shows

    Fire Swallowers

    Kat The Midget

    Travis Porter Afterparty June 12th

    (Go Shorty Go)

    Lauren Kain Porn Star June 18th & 19th

    New Porn Stars Every Month

    Daily Raffle Tickets For Dances

    Hourly 2 For $30 Dances w/Dvd Giveaways

    DVDs Of Your Favorite Dancers

    New Owners

    New Hours 6PM-6AM

    Now Hiring Dancers

    No Dance Card Needed

    Waitresses, Bar, Etc.

    Hours 6PM-6AM Everyday

    2 For $30 Dances Nightly

    Totally Nude

    18+ Adult Entertainment

    Daily Special Events

    863 Dix

    Lincoln Park, MI.

    General Manager

    Henry Ramerez 313.575.3331

    All Nude

    18+

    Now Featuring Porn Stars Every Month

    313.382.1144

88. BORING CLUB>>>AVERAGE DANCERS>>>Mediocre Management

89. Awesome upscale place!

90. Can’t speak to the food, but the girls were very good. The VIP was the best I have very experienced, not that I’m a regular or anything, but if me visit was representative of a normal visit you will not be disappointed.

91. Go somewhere else. Too expensive for a bad time!

92. Not THAT DJ! What an airhead

93. this club is fantastic! only one on 8 mile making money

94. i agree the bike show is hott, and the martini show isnt ba either, nice place ill be back

95. This is by far better than any i’ve been to in Michigan. Amazing girls, good DJ, DRINKS ARE WAY TOO EXPENSIVE THOUGH.

96. Eddie is a steroid addict, thats why he lacks balls ha!. The big baboon thinks he can convince everyone hes drug free. He doesn’t have the balls to speak for himself anymore, he has to send his security guards to do his talking for him. Hey wifey, about his motorcycle rides, he and Devin are really hitting it off.

    Afterwords they roll over and over for fun/excitement at her hotel.

97. The place is very nice and the girls are HOT! it’s kind of pricey but again it’s a strip club so nothing new. I recommend this place to anyone.

98. I know all of the clubs on 8 Mile. Where is the PLAYHOUSE?

99. Cost us 36.00 before we even got to sit down. Dancer tried to get into my pockets. What’s that about. The drinks are not strong enough and the price, I’d rather buy gas.

100. This club SUCKS!I won’t ever come back..open sex going on, and I’m sure “bugs” are crawling around. This place is GROSS! A bunch of pigs.

101. Who will give the best bang for your buck on nights?

102. best club i’ve been to out of this world awesome staff and hot ass girls i’ll be back forsure

103. Went there last Monday for stripper karaoke, which sounded very enticing to me. Found a parking spot on 8 mile, walked to the front door with my fiancee and we were greeted by a door man who told us we couldn’t enter unless we paid the valet to park our car.We are ready to over-pay for cover, drinks, coatchecks and dances yet that is apparently not enough for the penthouse club. They also want me to return to my car (which is parked in a metered public spot) and move it 20 yards to the valet so I can pay someone to park it.I call bullshit on this place for this corporate arrogance. Don’t fall for it- go to one of the other 300 strip clubs on 8 mile that are Detroit based businesses.

104. Best looking dancers in Michigan

105. Obviously, the last personto post about Eddie, his wife and Devin dosen’t know him or her at all! Eddie got a DIVORCE! Jackass!What do you have against Devin? Unless you can name a time and place keep the BS to yourself! Your only trying to create problems where they don’t exist!

106. I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!

     GORGEOUS GIRLS, CLASSY CLIENTELE, GREAT MANAGEMENT (JOHN AND EDDIE), PLACE IS HUGE, EVERYONE IS FRIENDLY, NO DRAMA, GREAT VIP, ETC…

     WHAT ELSE CAN U ASK FOR FROM A STRIPCLUB???

     AND EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT 8 MILE PROBLEMS – THIS PLACE IS LIKE 2 MINUTES FROM SOUTHFIELD… U ACT LIKE ITS ON THE EAST SIDE!!! THIS IS A VERY SAFE AREA, WITH VALET – GET OVER IT!!! LOL

108. Awesome idea w/ that 2 for 1 drink deal. PACKED w/ hotties

109. Great Club, hott girls

110. If you like being taken advantage of, be a guest here…otherwise steer clear. Law enforcement is crawling around this place…I don’t want to be next..do YOU?

111. great club

112. Playhouse doesn’t fire too many girls. Amanda must have really f up. Playhouse is busier and I’m making $$$. Call info for number in Romulus, at airport

113. since penthouse is closing down, I’m looking for another club to work at,not in Det. Any suggestions?

114. NOBODY comes here for the FOOD! What nitwits. Girls are the draw. And for the last comments, there are dozens of clubs outside of Detroit city. You must not want to work at Flight, The pent sister club, so look around for a fit.

115. Very hott girls!!

116. This is a fine gentleman’s establishment, well decorated and they have the hottest girls in the state working here. The staff is awesome and friendly. The owners of all the rest of the clubs in the state should take notice of this club and learn how to operate a professional business where they too can be successful.

117. Management sucks at this place, Eddie the daytime mg is a piece of shit,

     he keeps the club at a cool 59* the girls are running around sick and look

     as if they are dead because it’s so cold. There is a coke dealing stripper

     named jade, Nasty looking girl… Don’t know why she’s there. All the girls

     are coked out there minds 24/7. It’s pathetic. Hate this place NEvER going

     back!

118. ya sure he did…….lmao!! what were you there when he signed his divorce papers?? no, i didnt think so…..thats why he only fucks devin at work or at a hotel….so why is it that you think hes divorced? because he doesnt wear a ring…HA! why dont you drive by his house and take a look at whos coming and going. maybe hes having problems, he always has with keeping his dick in his pants….but hes NOT divorced.

119. Hot club, Hotter women, and Hotest Dances !

120. awesome party, the place was packed and beautiful girls everywhere, good service, nice job to alan

121. Fanastic club, great job Alan!

122. great club! great girls!

123. Cops outside waiting…be careful here

124. where people from out of town get robbed, shot at and then found on your lawn the next mornin

125. great afternoon lunch crowd, nice job

126. Bad club, unkind and some smelly women! ukk!

127. Overall a very nice time. Drinks way over priced. But all of the ladies from the wait staff, shot girls to the dancers were very friednly and sweet. Experience was more than enough to want to come back.

128. Very upscale club!

129. Great place to go, I like it here.. A lot of hot latina blond girls too, mmmmm…

130. ignore what the haters say ignore them till they fade away.. THIS PLACE IS THE FUCKEN SHIT… HOLY SHIT

132. playhouse sucks

133. Best Day shift in all of 8 mile by far

134. fantastic service and dancers, wonderful experience

135. Woo hoo..southfield..across the 8 MILE line, barely. Face it, you get what you get on 8 Mile. Just like the movie…etc, etc. nuff said

136. nice afternoon crowd and lunch time show very very nice

137. Bad experiences are the norm here..too much cost for your disease…bad neighborhood and management who spend more time bothering the dancers than working

138. Very hott girls! nice club

139. service was very good, beautiful woman also helps

140. fantastic club!!

141. This club is awesome, the best in Detroit by far

142. AX me and I’ll tell YOU…Yes, it’s TRUE..I was pulled over leaving Penthouse and it wasn’t until the next day that could get my car back. A little too much drama for me.

143. Skanks who stank! Management who compete for the dancers. Doormen who extort extra $. Police who ID people in the club and lay in wait outside. Rumors of another raid. Why in the world would ANYONE want to deal with that? Well…?

144. personally me and the guys from work love this place, and if you act like a whore you get treated like a whore

145. All kinds of shit lurking around this place Jim, it is fucken 8 mile you sap! They like to hide back in the neighborhood on the street between the valet lot and the buidling.. There is fucken cops everywhere, open your eye’s and maybe your ass will follow!

146. The Playhouse had a great Christmas Party last night…thanks for the recommendation..

147. Soooo…We keep hearing all this BS about cops everywhere? If you didn’t leave shit-faced it wouldn’t be a problem, also, if there are cops everywhere on 8 mile, guess that means no Trummps, etc,right?

148. Place is nice. Dance privacy is good. Quality of girls is excellent. The hookin has to stop. Never saw one cop coming or going. No place in Detroit will get busted by police. It’s a fact that everyone knows. They pay to play. Unless the FED’s get involved. Which they won’t unless a lot of drugs are going on in the place.

149. Lots of girls. Good variety. Very nice atmosphere.

     Drink prices are sky high!

     Overall—enjoyed my stay…..

150. Yo, listen up..Y’all got some work to do on this club.

151. Hott ass girls!

152. I don’t like the Penthouse…I tried it, but it’s in the ghetto and very uncomfortable…I’ll go to any other kind of club rather than, as past mayor Coleman Young once said, “hit 8 Mile!” Of course he was referring to Pimps, whores, thieves, muggers, and the like…I don’t like it…period!

153. Lol. Worst place ever. I came in with 9 guys for a bachelor party. They don’t have an ATM so they make you get a cash advance. The door girl kept telling me to “come back in 5 minutes”. I was trying to withdrawal $1,200. After 25 minutes I told the girl I wasn’t interested anymore and they kicked me out!! Due to the utter stupidity of the door girl the club lost out on over $2,500!! Hahaha dumb people!!!

154. Food was out of this world

155. Police looked bad when they came to raid and the parking valets tipped the club. Cops are now a bit pissed, you might say. And say, “don’t you think that they’ll be back to set the score straight?” Uh huh, that’s what I thougt!What u gonna do when they come for YOU!

156. Best bar I’ve ever worked in Great owners The BEST management ever awesome job on the club Alan everytime you open a club its better than the last thumbs up to you!!!

157. Best club by far!!

158. $7 valet parking is mandatory (plus $3 tip). $10-15 cover charge at night depending on if it is the weekend or not. Very expensive with food and drink prices. Lap dances are $25/song but lots of VIP options. You are better off going across the tunnel to Windsor where you can hire an escort and it will be a sure thing instead of doing VIP here.Also this club is having legal problems because of the new laws that passed that affect the strip clubs within city limits. Better off going to Flight Club, which is similar and owned by the same guy but it is outside city limits. Penthouse is tied up in a lawsuit with the city myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/new…

159. A bunch of LOSERS…the managers..and staff..I’ll be working elsewhere where I get more respect!

160. Very nice club, very hott looking servers and dancers

161. BEST PLACE TO GET B.J. ON 8

162. THIS CLUB IS A RIP OFF..Management has their heads up the dancers asses

163. i know this is a little late…….but to the post about devin and eddie……..do you honestly think his wife doesnt know what he does on the side?? she knows him better than anyone and probably doesnt care. sex is sex……no one other than his wife matters to him…..devin may think shes special, but the truth is…he will get bored of her and when he does, he will find another favorite.

164. John’s gone? Ed’s next? Overpriced? Dangerous? Cops lurking outside? One answer fits all.Guess…

165. Hey Harold..What city pulled you over and what did you get ticketed for? What were you questioned about?

166. i like it better than Rap

167. Awesome place, Best girls!

168. I tried it and I didn’t like it..too many cops outside pulling people over when they leave

169. Tina is the a great bartender hands down, and penthouse has a nice show

170. Great Club. Best in Detroit for sure.

171. I just started to dance & Penthouse is my 1st club. I love how Alan only lets the BEST work here. No riff raff, I’ve seen him turn girls away. Drink prices are up there.

172. Very upscale nice place, Great dancers!

173. Penthouse killed it last night!! Perfect night

174. This club sucks. I think they try to exclude the brothers here

175. The same thing happened to me as the Harold guy. Pulled over as I left for an improper lane changed. It was clear that they were just hassleing me..I don’t need to be put through this when going out for a good time, and ending up with a Nightmare!

176. Major Cop Problem. Be Very Careful!

178. Not Happy..I prefer the suburban clubs for FUN! I’m uncomfortable with the 8 mile problems

179. This club is first rate!

180. Every since one of Ed’s whores had that Cisco Exec shot and robbed a block away from this place late last summer the heat is on. Not a very good idea to piss Cisco exec’s off, they bring well paying jobs to shit hole city’s like Detroit. Design most of your telecom and broadband infrastructure, trust me this place is marked. Cisco spends more money in Detroit than Alan’s swanky little pimp ass could ever put in city officials pockets to make this thing go away.

181. sucks. overated!

182. Awesome Eye Candy!!

183. WAY OVER RATED! Nobody has mentioned that the police are also present on the north side of 8 Mile, in the burbs…you have a tough time if you’ve had more than a couple of drinks. Definitely hazardous to ones health and turns everything into a nightmare!

184. I was fired from Playhouse

185. Going down fast. It won’t be long until the “newness” wears off. Cops are still hanging around pulling people over as they. Cops must have quotas to flll. THE newness is fading fast. Lots of other clubs have a more comfortable atmosphere.

186. Nice place, just don’t stick around to mingle with the locals. Remember your on 8 mile, see what you want to see and bail!

187. nice club