The Penthouse Club

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1. #1 CLUB IN LA.

2. I was in new orlena for mardi GRAS kick off this past weekend, it was awesome. Anyway we stopped in several titty bars on bourbon street (at the request of my friend who was visiting). The were mostly scary to say the least, I’m a very petite skinny girl andneven I thought these girls were flat and needed to eat a hamburger or two. Luckily we ran into a bouncer for this club whongave us free passes, otherwise the cover is $12 and we wouldn’t have paid. When we got in I was pleasantly surprised. These girls were pretty (not crack whores like the other 6 or so we had been to earlier that evenin) and they were healthy! Much much better. I mean I’m a girl andnindint care all that much but I’d rather look at normal healthy women then cracked out skeletons! My friend got a lap dance for $20 and the drink prices were comparable to every other bars. Overall i recommend this as yourbT& A destination!

3. My group of friends and I visited two of these kind of establishments while in New Orleans and this was definitely the funner, classier of the bunch. We came on a slow Sunday, following the Saints vs. Bears game and expected to have to pay cover. Luckily our hotel valet hooked us up with passes so we were able to save money for drinks and, well, other things.On a Sunday where the French Quarter and Bourbon Street were eerily quiet, Penthouse Club was the place to be. Packed with football fans, tourists, locals, etc. And, it seemed that there were girls everywhere – offering shooters in test tubes, taking drink orders, dancing on either the main stage, side stage or the stage next to the main bar and girls spending personal one-on-one time with patrons.Of course, as a group of girls, we giggle and heehaw and embarrass the birthday girl and squeal while she is motorboated and while someone else motorboats her. Sure, we aren’t the target demographic but I like to think that the performers look at us as a nice break from the drunkards and the douchebags that oftentimes frequent these establishments.My girlfriends and I parked ourselves at the side stage which is smaller than the main one. This stage is more intimate and the girls pay more attention to the customers. We escaped to sit at the main stage when the patrons at the club started to bother us. And then when more guys started to bother us at the main stage, we just left.

4. A friend (female) and I went to this place, and had a blast. Only draw back was they charge females a cover charge. I’ve been to strip clubs in NYC and Vegas and never was I charged a cover as a female, so that was a bit weird, but luckily we were given free passes prior to going which is why we went in the first place. The place was definitely nice and clean. Swanky club like. We had a table right on/next to the stage. Other clubs in the area looked nasty as heck, with some of the worse looking girls I have ever seen standing outside trying to get guys inside. I would hate to see the “inside” girls based on what they were trying to entice people with on the outside. lol Anyway, this place didn’t make us feel gross going inside, so thats good if you’re a woman I guess. The women were pretty hot, not as good as NYC girls but definitely better than Vegas girls. Vegas girls are very overly plastic/worked looking. The girls were fit and not too many overly processed girls, meaning lots of plastic surgery. The only draw back is that we didn’t feel there was a good mix of girls. We were there two nights in a row, a Thurs and Fri night. Both nites were pumping, and in that time, we saw maybe 3-4 women of color. But as girls our selves very big into the fetish scene throughout the country we enjoyed ourselves completely. We made it rain a lot on the girls so you know we had a good time. LOL Two Thumbs up from Gals 🙂

5. Meh.Got some free pass from the Marriott on Canal.Decided to go and check it out since it was free.The ratio of men to dancers in here is probably 4:1 or more.Couldn’t get any attention from the dancers or the waitstaff.Walked out within three minutes.Two stars because it was free.

6. One of my favorites in NOLA. Penthouse is always beautiful and clean… By far one of the cleanest ones (or at least that’s how I feel) when I visit. The dancers are variable… Typically at night you’ll have prettier girls and the aggressiveness of the girls has also varied. I consider this typical of most clubs so I don’t consider that in my rating. It’s just part of the business.The drinks are pricey too, but where aren’t they?The staff has always been sweet to me and I love that the girls and DJ have not(at least while I’ve been there) ever berated customers for not tipping.Like all NOLA clubs, many dancers are transient so if your issue with the club is dancer related… Give it another go on your next visit.

7. The girls are very selective on who they would dance for, especially the few pretty ones with big boobs. They have a real attitude and do not treat all customers well. No hassles for any drinks. VIP dance was not very good. $10 cover charge is not bad, but this place is way overrated. You don’t really want to go here, if you want to have a real good time.

8. All of us got in for $1 each so it was a no-brainer to stop in for a drink.The girls were all attractive and friendly/flirty. None of them were pianful on the eye and since the club was not full we got very good attention near the main stage.The cocktail waitress we had was a bit of a dip shit as she did not know what single malt scotch was or what bourbons they had available.All in all, it was a fun stop on our Bourbon Street bacchanalia.

9. This club is pretty shady. We received fliers for a free drink with paid admission on Bourbon St. We all held these coupons in our hand when we paid the $12 admission to enter. Upon entry, we asked the bartender for our drink. We were informed to go to the bar on the street back outside the club to redeem it. So, we left and asked the bartender there. She rudly told us that it’s only redeemable when you pay the admission, and she has no idea if we just found them on the floor. I said we just entered, we clearly had them in hand and asked if we could please just get our drink. Instead of letting us have our cheap drink and going back inside to have fun, she banned us from going in again. Waist of time and money, there are plenty of other clubs nearby. Go to one of them instead and save yourself the trouble.

10. Its a strip club, judging based on the other one I went to on bourbon this one is far better. $11 cover, but you can go in and outI didn’t have a drink but it was $7 a budlight. this place gets packed on sat night.

11. Quite an experience!

12. My husband and I really enjoyed ourselves the night we went. We have been to every club on the strip for white people and we feel this is the nicest. The girls do not walk up to you but the menu does help by giving prices, ect. We had a lap dance upstairs and the girl was GREAT! She was really cool and told us what we could and could not do, but for $125, I would have liked for it to have lasted longer than 20 minutes! Great club, cute, young girls but not so great dancers.

13. My group and I went here by recommendation of some locals. We went in prepared to have some fun, but we only found boredom. The girls all looked the same- medium height, brown hair, Caucasian. I saw one girl of color on a table behind us. The girls didn’t really seem to be interested in you unless you were an old, gray haired man; even though we had the money out they would still go over to any man who looked like they could be their grandparent. I will say that out of all the strip clubs we went to in New Orleans, it was the biggest and cleanest, but that’s not enough to make me want to go back.

14. This is THE place for a bachelor party. No shortage of beautiful women and the VIP service is exceptional. We stayed until 4am with a great smile on our faces. Enjoy.

15. FUN

16. Lots of hot girls all over the place, that is the 1 star… the rest gets nothing. I paid for a “20 minute private dance”. I had my buddy time, for dexterity sake, and the bouncer removed me at the 9 minute mark. And when I questioned the time, the guy laughed and told me to “f&$k off and prove it”! I will never step foot in there again. If you do, enjoy yourself. They will fuck you over!

17. This was our one and only attempt at going to a Gentlemen’s club during Mardis Gras during a bachelor party and the treatment by the front of house staff turned us off the experience entirely. After hours of good patronage at a sister restaurant, where we spent a pretty penny, the manager offered us some VIP entrance cards for The Penthouse Club, he had ventured to the club himself on our behalf and gotten no-cover cards signed by the manager himself for us.We were all very grateful but when we arrived at the door of the club the front of house staff not only told us these were no longer accepted, but told us basically “too bad so sad”. It’s interesting, this same place is BEGGING for patrons by day but by night they’re rude to a group of 9 guys willing to throw down cash.It’s ok, out money was wayyyy better spent on booze elsewhere

18. Sketchy, Sketchy, Sketchy…This place will try to soak you for everything you got and then some. This place sucks and they don’t honor their free drink coupons. They will then charge you $40 for 2 beers. At all cost stay away…You will be lucky to get out of this place with your wallet. Such a scam…I could go on for days

19. this is a “gentlemen’s club”. y’know, ’cause civilized, well-mannered menfolk like to ogle topless dancers as much as chest-beating knuckle-draggers. so, it’s pricey and the women are conventionally pretty – no tattoos and not much diversity, but all very attractive and the club itself is the swankiest of all the Quarter strip clubs. all in all, a classy place to get your grind on. there’s a very nice bar that can be accessed from the street, which i think is a nice touch. join their mailing list – Jeremy Shockey did a meet and greet there after the Saints’ Superbowl win.

20. Went here for my friends Bach party. Really great. Beautiful, (mostly) nice women, clean facility. Avoid their stupid $7 ATM fees! They have a really dumb token-based system that just sucks. Bring a bunch of cash and have fun. Find a table and let the servers bring you a drink. Good times.

22. Had a great time at the naked sushi party as always. Beautiful girls and professional staff in a classy atmosphere = happy!

23. As write this review I am currently the Penthouse club. Probably the best Gentleman’s club in New Orleans by far. I have been to Penthouse many times. Unlike Ricks who are douhbagsnand will lie to you about what girls are there Penthouse is always honest. Additionlly, after you prove that you arw a loyal customer and that you tip the girls you get other perks. I am very particular, and there is one girl that I really like. Stacey (stage name) an extremely beautiful Korean girl that seems very illusive and eazy to miss. On the occasions that I have been I had 1.5 dances from a girl named Suki. She said that it was 90 + tip. I went ahead and gave her 100, knowing I was overcharged, but maybe some people dont understand the concept of repeat customer. It may seem trivial, but it meant a lot to me.Nonetheless, then extremely honest and accomidating staff combined with the lack of, pressure found out other clubs makes this by far an amazing eeriemce. My favorite.THIS WAS ALL BEFORE I LEARNED THEY HAD WIFI, HOLY SHIT I JIZZED MY PANTS OR SOMETHING.The girl I really like isn’t here very much so it makes comeing here an ehhh feeling for me. But as I write thid very review I am on my Ipad. Wholy shit… haveing wifi (nearby hotel) makes this place like…. the best. Even if you don’t like the girls (which is unlikely if you have a penis, I just happen to be extremely picky and I like Asian girls). You can fucking browse email and do other shit you need to do. Reddit, holy shit thismis the most amazing upset one could ask for. Anyway, even if there isn’t who I want I am always happy leaving here knowing I am treated with respect, curtiousness, and dignity.

24. Absolutely awful place. We went here for my joint Bachelor/Bachelorette weekend. There was a mixture of guys and girls in the group.We paid a lot of money for VIP service as it was our last night and the obligatory strip club visit and honestly I was looking forward to it. We enter the club and hand over our receipt and were told to join the line! Maybe he didn’t see our receipt properly… Yup he did, join the line! what!?Turns out there is no specific VIP seating area they just told us we can sit anywhere, the service here is terrible except one waitress who was almost trying to sympathize with us for being treated like dirt but not really.None of the dancers came over to us until we called one over, my sister went to a table of dancers sat on their own (?) they explained they don’t dance for girls as they are straight!?!?! Perhaps money from women is worth less than money from men?? My fiance got 3 dances in the end after practically begging them.The place is the most depressing room I have ever been in. AVOID please don’t waste your time and money! Total rip off “VIP”!!!

25. Love love love love this gentlemen’s club. Pretty ladies, awesome hospitality, etc. this is definitely 5 stars!!

26. I love coming to strip clubs because they are fun and I love seeing impressive shows that the ladies perform. The venue itself is very clean and nice. I love it when strippers go wild but this place isn’t as wild as I would have loved it to be. And when I say wild, I want to see girls do tricks on the poles, shake what their mama gave them in peoples faces, etc. A lot of the ladies just sway back and forth. Sexy, but not as entertaining as I had hoped. There were a couple girls who met my expectations, but as a whole, it was okay. There is a main stage, but since it is fairly small and the fact that there are so many people in there it is hard to get to sit at them. I love throwin’ dollars so this is another factor for my three-star rating.If you are okay with just seeing the ladies go topless, and swaying back and forth then this is the place for you! However, if you are like me and love a lot of action, I am sure you can find another strip club.

27. The club has great dancers and they are attractive, but the majority of them seemed more interested in being on their phones than paying attention to customers. The front desk girls were very curt and unwelcoming. I would suggest the staff take a class on southern charm….or any charm for that matter.

28. We both had to pay to get in as a couple. Lap dance was 40 bucks for one song and she didn’t even let me be in the same room. Didn’t have any fun there for my boyfriends Bday. Even though it’s somewhat nice inside. Pick another place.

29. really had a great time

30. Skip this place. Nasty women. And a service staff that is clueless about the menu and have horrible attitudes. Just plain rude!!!!

31. The best strip club in the quarter, girls are beautiful and down-to-earth.

32. I think that Penthouse Club is the nicest of the NOLA strip clubs that I’ve been too as far as the quality of the interior and the caliber of girls that they have dancing. It’s also the most expensive. It lacks some of the personality that other places in the area have, but if you are looking for less rowdy, more upscale strip-club experience, this is where I’d tell you to go.

33. The Club Is Excellent…The Finest Variety Of Girls In The World Are There.Lets Just Say My Bachelor Party Was The Best And If I Could Of Had All The Girls I Sure Would Take Em All.

34. Penthouse is truly the best strip club in NOLA. The girls as a whole are much more attractive here than anywhere else in the city. Plus there are so many more girls here. There is a cover ($12) that is always charged even during slow times but what does $12 matter if you are going to a strip club. The drinks are decent and the cocktail servers are purty. Not much else I can comment on about this club. Everything else that happens at Penthouse is TMI.

35. I would give this a lower rating, but my friends did have a decent time. The first night, they turned away 10 of us for not having sleeves… really bro? strict dress code? We got our passes and went back the next night armed with sleeves, much to my dismay.I decided to look out for our table. I made sure we had the required amount of entertainers. After a friend paid for bottle service, we expected some kind of service… but received very little. The night went on, and we had a good time. But all of this was nearly ruined when the waiter or whatever he was decided to mouth off to me and my friends. I immediately called over the manager to resolve the situation… He offered no resolution and protected the awful behavior of his employee.I will not be returning to this location… ever

36. Pretty good talent here, if you know what I mean 😉 nice looking venue inside, good amount of tables to sit at. We really just came here on a whim. Cover charge is pretty cheap than most places like this that I’ve been to.

37. Its now the penthouse club. Very mellow and clean compared to some of the other clubs around. A cover gets you in to see some gorgeous women.